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"Not fair!"

"It is!"

"No it ain't!"

"He literally hates you."

"Does not."

"Doesn't he always say, "Die shitty Deku! Die!" He hates you."

"Oh? Well he doesn't like you either, "Fuck off icy-hot! You are so fuckin stupid!" He hates you as well!"

"Yea well he thinks I'm hot!"

"He think your dumb! Pretty and dumb isn't gonna get you anywhere."

"Oh? And being a crybaby bitch is? Fuckin attention whore."

"You're a whore!"

"Okay? I'll be a sexy whore with a sexy boyfriend."

"Fuckin wish you ugly bitch."

"Ugly? There is nothing more ugly than your attitude. Fuckin pretending to be all innocent when you jack off to a picture of Bakugou. Sick freak."

"Whatever, go kiss up to your dad."

"If only you ever met yours."

Izuku and Shoto continued to argue... they have been all morning.

...Over one thing...

Bakugou Katsuki

And some may be wondering who Bakugou Katsuki is... well he is the hot headed, adorable most beautiful and lovely young man you ever meet.

Another thing... Izuku and Shoto have a crush on the amazing blonde... and they have been arguing about who was going to date Katsuki.

What a bunch of dickheads.

Their friends have been having to listen to the endless arguing of the stupid boneheads.

"Ladies! Ladies! Can you please shut the fuck up about your boy toy." Uraraka spoke up to her annoying friends.

"Don't call him a toy." Shoto and Izuku said at the same time.

"Whatever! Any way! Why don't you two do rock, paper, scissors to see who confesses first and if he says no the other can ask."

Shoto thoughts for a moment, "Okay... imma win though."

Izuku rolled his eyes, "You wish!"

Shoto and Izuku growling at each other then furiously playing rock, paper. scissors.

Tie after tie... rock vs rock and paper vs paper... neither won and neither lost.. yet they continued..

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Finally after multiple rounds Izuku won..

"Fuck you! You cheated!"

"Oh suck my dick dumb bitch."

Shoto growled and stormed off leaving a victorious Izuku getting ready to plot his plan.

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About an hour later Izuku had invited his friends to his dorm... including his crush rival Shoto.. he needed to show them his master plan.

"Why am I here?" Shoto said with an annoyed sigh.

"Because you're my best friend.......... and because I want to make you feel like shit."

"Drop dead."

Izuku smirked happily, "Anyway! I made an old and classic gold ol' note! What do you guys think! I take everyone's opinions besides Todoroki's."

Shoto rolled his eyes and walked off, "Fuck you."

Izuku smirked and waved him off happily.

"Any way before I was rudely interrupted! Do you like my idea?"

Tenya smiled. "I think it's sweet."

Ochako giggled, "I think it's safe. Out of explosive arms."

Izuku rolled his eyes and ran off to give Katsuki his note he wrote.

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"Kachaan! K-Kachaan!" Izuku shouted and he fought up to the blonde who was walking by himself towards the dorms.

"Hm? What Deku?" Katsuki asked as he stopped walking.

"I-I have this note for you.. just don't open it til you get in your dorm okay?"

"Huh? Don't tell me what to do! Dumb nerd!" Katsuki yelled as he watched Izuku scurry off.

Katsuki mumbled a few curses underneath his breath as he walked to his dorm. Yet he didn't open the note yet, so he did listen... but he did pout about it.

Katsuki walked into his dorm room to see his squad messing around with his things.

"What the fuck are you guys doin?" Katsuki asked as he walked in then shut his door.

"Bakubabe! We missed you!"

"Whatever... m' missed yall too.." Katsuki mumbled with embarrassment.

Kaminari smirked, "Can you repeat that?"

"Fuck you!"

"Anyway~ whatcha got there Bakubaby?"

"A shitty letter from shitty Deku."

"Oh? Can I see?"

"Sure! I gotta piss anyway."

Katsuki threw his stuff down then handed Mina the note. He then walked over to his dorm bathroom, flipping Kirishima off quickly before shutting the door.

Everyone circled around Mina who opened the note quickly.

The note was long and detailed... very sweet... sweet indeed.

"Aww.. adorable." Mina said softly before checking the no box on the note.

'Dear Midoriya... please leave our Bakubro alone. He did not see this note nor will he ever. Ever come near him again and we will rip your dick off, do you understand? Ever try again and we will kill you. No joke. Your body will never be found. The entire Bakusquad will kill you... don't bring this up to Bakugou.. if you do.. well. . . we will end your life.' Kirishima wrote happily and he put the note back into its original place.

The groups smiled at the writing... that broccoli will die if he doesn't listen.

Katsuki walked out the bathroom, "What are you fucks smiling at?"

Sero looked up at Katsuki, "Nothing!"

"Whatever. What did the note even say?" Katsuki asked as he laid on his bed.

"Nothing important. We answered it don't worry."

"Ah. Okay." Katsuki mumbled and he curled up his bed.

The group smiled and jumped into Katsuki's bed as well. Cuddling the blonde.

"Fuck... you... guys..." Katsuki sighed softly.

"We love you too Bakubro."

After about five minutes Mina slipped out the cuddle pile to bring an idiot broccoli his letter. Everyone noticed besides Katsuki.. it didn't alarm the rest when she left.. they knew what she was doing.

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"Oi! Midoriya?" Mina said loudly.

"Oh! Hey Mina!" Izuku said with a smile.

"Here's your note! Don't. ever. talk. to. Bakubaby. Again."

"Huh-?"

"We read your letter. Well.. all the Bakusquad besides Bakugou... but it doesn't matter, fuck off."

"B-but-? Is he dating any-"

"Nope! And we don't want your broccoli ass by him."

Before Izuku could reply Mina ran off back towards the dorms... leaving a sad Izuku.. who walked back to his dorm sadly... not even his idol could cheer him up. Small tears left his big green eyes...

"N-not fair..!" He said softly letting the tears fall from his eyes.

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"Did you do it?" Sero asked as he watched Mina walk back into the room.

"Yup!" Mina whispered as she saw Katsuki, Kirishima and Kaminari were sleeping on the bed.

Sero smiled inviting Mina into the bed of friends. Mina smiled and slid into the cuddle pile softly.

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"Deku are you okay?" Ochako asked softly as she held the crying boy in her arms.

"N-no.."

"What happened?"

"H-he couldn't e-even look.. the Bakusquad said n-no.." Izuku whispered quietly as he handed her the note.

"Oh dear.." Tenya said softly and he rubbed his friends back gently.

Shoto couldn't help but smile... he had a chance. Yes, he felt for the green haired boy but... he was glad to have a chance. Was it selfish? Maybe... but everyone's a little selfish in their life.

Soon the next day came... it was early morning and few people were awake.. two of those few people were Izuku and Shoto.

Izuku stared at Shoto for a long moment then sighed, "No."

Shoto rolled his eyes, "I didn't ask for your permission."

"That bullshit!"

"Yea, well eat my ballsack."

"Ho-... wi-... y-... do... it.. an-w..?" Izuku mumbled quietly.. too quietly as it was hard to hear.

"Huh?"

"How will you do it anyway?" Izuku asked much louder.

"Not with a dumb note."

"Fuck you! Eat a dick."

"I will."

"Anyway just fucking tell me."

"Imma ask him this morning."

"Oh fuck you!"

"You asked!"

Izuku rolled his eyes and flipped off the taller male in front of him.

Sadly for Shoto.. Mina heard the news.. and she wasn't happy to hear any of it. Did she feel bad for Izuku? No. Was she going to feel bad for Shoto? Also no. Anyway she had to go tell the group.. no idiot was going to take Bakubaby away from them.

Nobody.

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"Guys-! Wait where is Bakubaby?" Mina asked as she ran into Katsuki's dorm.

"Taking a shower! Anyway whatcha need Mina and where were you?" Kaminari asked softly as He brushed Kirishima's hair.

"I was gonna grab some juice for Bakubaby but then I heard Izuku and Shoto talking... Shoto is going to ask Bakugou out this morning."

Sero groaned, "Ugh? Seriously? Fuckin bullshit."

Mina nodded, "I know. Can they leave him alone? That's our Bakubaby."

Kaminari sighed "Amen."

The group got to planning.. another ship they will be ruining.

What fun...

Did they get joy out of making people cry... no. Not at all.

Or maybe a little bit.

Besides that they only had fun when it came to making people suffer when they tried to take Katsuki away from them.

Soon Katsuki was out of the shower... and the group dressed and ready for the morning.. school didn't start until an hour so... they had an hour to make Shoto and Izuku suffer.

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"Hey Bakugou? Can I talk to you for a minute?" Asked Todoroki as he watched Bakugou and his squad walk into the kitchen.

"Huh? Icy hot-?"

"Here Bakubabe! Got some juice and fruit on the counter for you!" Mina spoke sweetly and she pointed to the things.

Katsuki's eyes sparkled for a moment, forgetting that Shoto even wanted to talk to him. Katsuki ignored everyone around him and went straight for the juice and fruit.

Shoto glared at Mina, "What the hell?!"

"Stay the fuck away from our Bakubro!" Kirishima growled.

"Yeah! I figured the broccoli bitch would have told his support group what we did." Kaminari shouted with a sly smirk.

The group continued to argue that until Katsuki finished the fruit.

"What the fuck is goin on?" Katsuki asked as he sipped his juice.

The group stopped arguing and all looked at the confused blonde.

"Oh hey Bakubro! I have your headphones! You wanna watch my phone while we wait?" Sero asked sweetly.

"Hell yea! Gimme that phone so I can watch South Park!"

Sero smiled and quickly handed Katsuki the phone, before Shoto could interrupt.

And the other people part of the Bakusquad were making sure the walking candy cane kept his mouth shut.

Muffled words and harsh whispering could be heard but Katsuki didn't care. He just wanted to drink juice and watch South Park.

As Katsuki was situated with Sero's phone Shoto finally broke out of whatever the Bakusquad was doing to him.

"What the hell man?! Just let me talk to him." Shoto crèches and he broke free.

"No. Don't touch our Bakubaby!" Kirishima argued.

Shoto pushed away thered head, "What are y'all, his parents?!"

"Mind ya business!" Kaminari snapped.

"Y'all are shitty parents if so!"

"Oh and you would know?! Your mom poured water on your eye and your father is an abusive dickhead!" Mina yelled at the taller male.

"Damn low blow, but y'all are a bunch of smothers."

Mina laughed, "Fuck off and go cry to you mommy."

Todoroki rolled his eyes, "I don't cry. I plan revenge."

Sero's smirked, "You wish."

Shoto scoffed and walked off.. leaving a happy Bakusquad and an iPad kid Katsuki.