《Rowan: Queen of Chav's》Snap back to reality (Thirty-six)
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Rowan PoV
The Christmas season had been and gone, as that is time works my dudes, and we were back to school (unfortunately), Bee and Becca were waiting at the gate for me, because mates do shit like that for each other sometimes.
"How was your Christmas holiday Ro?"
"It was shit Bex"
"Oh no, Ro what happened?"
"My bloody mother is what happened"
"Oh shit, tell us the goss!"
"Well, erm, how do I put this?, well birth giver wanted me to spend Christmas with her fucking my Grandad-"
"She's fucking her Da-"
"Ew!!!!, fuck no you fucking dipshit, she's fucking my Dad's Dad Bex, yes it's grim!, but it's not because of insest!!, it's because they're both self-centred dickheads!"
"Oh, that makes a lot more sense"
"No shit Sherlock, anyway as I was saying, she wanted me to spend Christmas with her, and I said no multiple times, because I would rather spend a whole school day with Ms Indigo and Mrs Day"
Bianca and Rebecca looked shocked at what I actually had said, not at the fact that I didn't like Megan, because that was a fact they knew from day one, as that was a whole ordeal that I seriously don't have time to explain, nah the shock came from the fact that I would rather spend time with the worst of our teachers than Megan, but I was a strange bean that had a shitty mother, so it's not really surprising to me.
"Yes Bee, she's actually that bad to be around, but anyway Christmas Eve rolls around and my dickhead Grandfather comes to pick me up even though I told both him and her no multiple times about that bloody holiday, which is alarming for a multitude of reasons and I was in a corner panicking about it because the dickhead has beaten up my Dad before-"
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"Your Mum's a c-"
"You better not be using that fucking word Bianca!"
"I mean your Mum's a fucking bitch who only cares about herself"
"I know, and Dad's dickhead of a Father starts demanding that I come with him because apparently according to him I didn't get to say no, and then that woke my Dad up from his nap, which I felt bad fo-"
"Why would you even feel bad though, like if it were me in his position I would want to know if my kid felt scared, you know"
"Thanks Bex, anyway, after Dad got him to fuck off, I had a panic attack because of the bastard and Dad had a talk with me about my mental health, because he was worried about it"
"Holy shit Ro, your not quite so immediate family are actually quite dysfunctional-"
"I do know that Bex, no need to point it out, thanks for noticing that though"
Chloe then ran towards Bee, Becca and I, nearly running late to school like she usually is, as she stayed up late like me but unlike me she couldn't cope without sleep, (though I would totally be fucked if I couldn't live without sleep).
"What did I miss?"
"You missed me talking about my Granddad barging in and demanding me to go on the holiday with him and Megan"
"Wait even after your Dad told them both that you didn't want to go with them?"
"Yep"
"No way, she's such a bitch"
Bianca looked a little bit confused, but I didn't really blame her for that though, as it seemed like I kept Bee in the dark, (I didn't purposely do that, it just happened because of the fact that I didn't want Soph to know as she was a proper fucking gossip at the time).
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"Wait how does Chloe already know about the holiday situation Ro?"
"Because Bee, her Mum is my Godmother and my both of my Dad's are her Godfathers, so naturally they tell each other everything"
"Oh, that makes sense now that you say it"
"I try to make sense at times, it doesn't always work but it doesn't matter as I'm a fucking Addams my dudes"
"Of course that's what you say Ro"
We all then started laughing, because you know, Clo's brutal honesty on how she see things is bloody hilarious, but that's why I love her so much.
"No but I didn't say it because I wasn't supposed to know and if Soph got hold of that information then she would've made it into a weekly gossip thing"
"Ugh!, yeah!, that also makes a lot of fucking sense to me"
"Again, I do try to make sense from time to time Bee"
The school bell went off for the start of the day, and so we went to our first lesson of the day, mine was double PE, which I fucking hated.
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