《Rowan: Queen of Chav's》Short Arse (Two)
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Rowan PoV
It was a couple of days later, and we were going back to school, which meant that Soph and I started year 10, Mikey started year 7, which is the first year of Secondary school.
When we got to the school gates, I went to my friends, Becky and Chloe, who were then just waiting for Bianca, (as per fucking usual 'cause she to this day runs on island time), (though actually to be honest with you Chloe's not much better when it comes to being on time so I was kinda shocked that she actually was on time for once).
"Oi, Rowan, over 'ere"
"I'm coming Becky, I'm coming-"
"(Snorts)"
"Not in that way ya fucking minger, Jesus Becky get your fucking mind out of the bloody gutter, what I was gonna say was that I've only got short arse legs"
"(Laughs), aw you're our little short arse"
"Chloe, dearest, I might be a short arse, but I've broken a fair share of noses"
"That's actually scarily true Ro"
"Duh, no shit Clo"
Bianca then ran up to us then picked me up and spun me around while yelling at the top of her lungs.
"Don't fuck with our short arse!"
"Put me down you bitch!"
"Never Addams!, Never!"
As you can imagine, everyone was now staring at all of us, because they needed their early morning entertainment, and apparently Bianca and I were the entertainment that morning.
"Bianca, what the fuck was that?"
"Well Ro, I heard the conversation-"
"Oh, well that explains it, cool"
"Oh my God guys, I forgot to ask you all about how your summer holidays were"
"You know the drill with my Mum Becca, she sends us all to our Dad's even if we don't want to go"
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"Aw Bee that's so sad, well my summer was just chill, you know, having chick flick movie nights with my Mum"
"Clo that's adorable, what about you Ro?"
I took a deep breath in and began, because I needed to calm myself down before starting to explain the fucking mess that happened with Megan.
"Ah, it was alright mostly, had a couple movie nights with Dad, went up to Scotland to see my great Grandad who was a medical examiner for NCIS, you know, the usual, well that was until a couple of days ago, when I went to Megan's for a week, 'cause she wanted some fucking quality time with me, but the day before I was due to leave her house, we went to visit her fucking parents, which was meh at first, but then they had the audacity to start shit talking about my Dad, and Megan let them do it, even though she left a baby with him to raise by himself at age of 14, and that was the last straw for me, I asked her to drive me home a day early, but then while driving on the bloody motorway, she starts picking at little things, so my mood was already slightly off, but then she started on about 'the gay agenda' and I let her have it between the two fucking eyes, she stopped at a motorway service, and I walked to the train station and trained it the rest of the way home"
"Shit"
"Yeah Clo, she wasn't happy but I don't particularly give a fuck about if she was happy or not, you know"
"(Snorts), yeah, I know, that's the Addams in you"
"Oh fuck off Chloe"
So the bell rang and we all went off to the lessons that we were supposed to go to.
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We all then hung out at break time, because we would've normally done that at break time.
"Hey, so how was everyone's first lessons go?"
"Mine was shit Bee"
"Why's that Clo?"
"Because I had Mrs Day for a double lesson"
"Ugh that must suck?"
"Yeah Becca, it does actually suck"
"I had Mr Higgins for Biology first period and then I had Ms Green for Maths"
"I'm jealous of you Ro"
"I know Clo"
"I had Ms Indigo for English and Mr Gold for French"
"I forgot that you were doing french Bee"
"(Snorts), of course you forgot that Becca, anyway what did you do for your first 2 periods?"
"I had Mrs French for Geography and Mr Higgins for Biology"
Bianca then went into a random dance, obviously a burst of energy came to her while we were chatting, though I definitely vibed with her.
"Oh my God Bee, where did you get all the energy from?"
"I don't know Clo"
"I'm too tired for this, what about anyone else?"
"Dude I'm vibeing with Bee"
"Of course you are Ro, because you don't fucking sleep"
"(Snorts), you crack me up Clo"
"Gee thanks Becca, what wonderful words of encouragement"
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