Teddy PoV

Ro and I had met Jack, Sophie, Jade and Chloe at one of many parks in London, because fuck it, why not, well, actually, there was a reason why, because this was the only picnic we all went on for like 6 years, you will find out why soon enough.

The girls were running around like kids do at that age, and Jack, Jade and I were just sitting on the picnic blanket chatting, because we're lazy shits that don't exercise like ever, (though we were also still teenagers at the time so that also explains it a bit).

"What made us have a bloody picnic in the middle of bloody September?"

"Because Jadey girl, we don't have to pay London prices for food and our girls can run around without knocking into people, so it's a win win for us obviously Jadey girl"

"Why are you always so bloody rational Teddy?!"

"Because he's a-"

"Fucking Addams baby!!"

We got a couple of dirty looks from a pair of older parents, because apparently they didn't appreciate that I swore, well that and we are teen parents and that always resulted in people staring at us, but I called them out on that fucking bullshit, because I have never and will never take shit from anybody, especially since the family motto is 'Don't fuck with an Addams', curtesy of Nana.

"Oi!, what the fuck are you staring at?"

"This is a family park!"

"Yeah, that's why we've brought our daughters here, you fucking dickhead"

"With that language!, I don't want my son copying you"

"Yeah well it's not my responsibility to teach your child what words he can and can't say, because that's your responsibility as his fucking parent you fucking git, or are you too fucking lazy to even do that?!"

"I ain't fucking lazy"

"Then you should teach your child about what words he can and can't say you fucking dick!"

"I wouldn't have to if you watched your fucking mouth!"

"I'm a fucking adult, and this country has this thing called free fucking speech, so fuck you!"

Then Ro walked over to us crying, and blood dripping down her leg, Chloe and Sophie were right behind Ro along with the kid of the dickhead that started it all.

"Hey Baby, what happened?"

"Uncle Teddy!, Daddy!, Auntie Jade!, the boy pushed Ro over!"

"Ok Sophie"

And then all hell broke loose, Jade was yelling at the older mum and the older mum was yelling at Jade, the older Dad was yelling at the kid, so Jack took care of Sophie and Chloe while I cleaned and put a plaster on Ro's knee.

"It hurts Daddy"

"I know Baby, I know"

Eventually we just went home because the older parents kinda ruined the picnic for us, did we help the situation?, fuck no, did we start it?, fuck no, so we just ate at Jade's, since nobody else would be there for a while, and decided against a picnic ever again, or at least for another 6 years, because those fucking dickheads put us off having a proper picnic for a quite a while you know.

Ro and I were on the train on our way home, Ro was in my arms because she was falling asleep, and I was standing, well leaning on the standing section.

"Daddy, (yawn)"

"Yeah Baby"

"M tired"

"I know Sweetheart, I know"

"Are we nearly home Daddy?"

"We've got a couple of stops to go before we're near home Bambina, ok"

"How long will it take?"

"10 minutes tops Baby, ok"

"Ok Daddy"

Ro had fallen asleep on me not long after that, I didn't have the heart to wake her up straight away, so when it was our stop, so I just carried her home.

"Hey Tesoro"

"Hey Nana"

"So how was the picnic?"

"The picnic was a disaster Nana"

"Why's that Bambino?"

"Well, we were just chatting and then some older parents decided that they didn't like us and they started yelling at us so we left and went to Jade's Mums flat and ate the picnic there, which wasn't that bad but I don't think that we will be rushing to have another picnic for a while"

"Oh dear, that sounds shitty, I'll make you a cup of tea"

"Thank you Nana"

"No problem Tesoro"

Ro started to wake up then, she rubbed her eyes to try and look more awake, though whether that worked or not is debatable.

"Hey Baby, how was your nap?"

"It was ok"

"Ok, (kisses forehead)"

"Daddy"

"Yes Bambina"

"Why were those people yelling at you?"

"I don't know Baby, (sighs), sometimes we don't know why people do things"

"That's mean Daddy"

"I know Darling"

"They scared me today Daddy"

"They scared me too Baby Girl"