《Here comes Teddy》Chav is more my style (Eight)
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Teddy PoV
I was so thankful for the weekend when it finally came around, I'm not normally one to complain about my bloody week because it's just a passage of time and all, but that week was a very fucking shitty.
Ro and I were on our way to the teen parent group that we went to on a Saturday afternoon at 2 O'clock, the only reason that I went for as long as I did was because Jack and Jade went, the rest of the teen parents complained too much about how their parents don't help them with absolutely fucking everything, (they would've been honestly fucked if they had my Mum, Jesus Christ).
Jade and Chloe were waiting outside the place for somebody to turn up, because Jade wanted to avoid her mother for as much time as possible since Jade and her Mum didn't see eye to eye about Chloe, (though honestly I actually related to that a lot).
"Teddy, you're here earlier than usual, what's up?"
"Well Jadey girl, my Mum wanted me to spend time with my Dad, so I came here instead, because I'd rather not waste my precious time with him when I can see my God daughters, ya know"
"Yeah, I totally get that, do ya know if Jack and Sophie are coming?"
"Last time I heard from Jack they were"
"Cool, just checking"
Jack then came running up to us with Sophie in his arms, poor Sophie did not look happy about it though, though I wouldn't be either if I were in her place.
"Why the fuck are you running Green eyes?"
"Because Handsome, my watch is way wrong apparently"
"(Snorts), Idiot"
"Hey!, I like to see you be as swage as I am while running"
"Swage isn't what I'm going for Green eyes, Chav is more my style brov"
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"Hilarious Teddy, just perfectly hilarious"
"Your sarcasm is just so bloody adorable Jack"
"That's wasn't what I was going for Teddy"
"I know Chelsea, I know"
We got some stares, but that wasn't out of the ordinary for us, because we were teenagers with kids, so staring nosey fuckers came with the territory.
"Ro, Bambina, please don't take your coat off, you've only just recovered from being sick!, oh God"
"Oh Teddy, she might be becoming like her Godmother"
"Jadey girl, please don't take offence when I say this because I love you very much and I would never want to hurt your feelings intentionally but I really don't want another you running around"
"Neither do I!"
"Hey, I'm a fucking fantastic Godmother"
"So what's swearing in front of three 2 year olds?"
"Meh, that's not actually a breaking point for me 'cause Ro and I live with my mother, so Ro's used to it, wither it's from me or my bloody mother, so there"
Jack rolled his eyeballs at me because he knew that my mother was pretty unmotherly like, since I talked to Jack and Jade about shit because they're my friends.
"So why do we come back here again?"
"So that our girls can play together without dealing with our families Jadey girl"
"Only you would put it that way Handsome"
"Why thank you Green eyes, the compliment is appreciated"
"(Snorts), I want to be like you when I'm older Teddy"
"You're the same school year as us Jadey girl"
"Yeah but I'm like 10 months younger than you two"
"That's not what you said when you introduced us to your ex Kyle"
"Hey, you punching him was still very uncalled for Theodore"
"No, no it wasn't, you see, he ended up being the biggest fucking nonce on the fucking planet"
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"I have to agree with Teddy on that one Jade, Kyle turned out to be a massive fucking dick"
"Wait, did you just swear Jack?"
"Oh so when either of you do it it's perfectly normal, but as soon as I do it, everyone is on my case"
"Green eyes, please don't take offence to this, because again, I would never want to intentionally hurt your feelings but that's because you're just too precious to swear like us"
"Teddy's right ya know"
Jack looked like a deer in headlights, though that didn't last too long because Rowan toddled over to where we were standing.
"Hi Bambina"
"Hi Dada"
"What's up Sweetheart?"
"Cold"
"Let's fix your coat Buba"
"No, itchy Dada"
"Daddy needs to see what's making it itchy Baby, ok?"
"Otay"
Yeah, it turned out that I forgot to take the fucking tag off the coat, yes I know I was a dumb arse.
"There we go Buba, all fixed"
"Tank you Dada"
"You're welcome Baby"
So Ro went back to playing with Sophie and Chloe, so I went back to chatting with Jade and Jack.
"You and Ro are so adorable"
"Thanks Jadey girl, I guess"
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