❝Dear ocean: thanks for making us feel tiny, humble, inspired, and salty... all at once.❞ -Unknown

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"Hello?"

"What?"

"What?"

"The feeling is mutual. Isn't this some produce store? Or did I call a wrong number?"

"..."

"Um, Kale?"

"That's my name, dumbas--I mean... dude."

"Wait a second... you're a guy."

"No--I just--I just thought your name was Tinkerbell or something... Ugh, whatever; never mind..."

"Sheesh, calm down. What is wrong with you, dude? She said you were usually pretty chill."

"Can you seriously calm your pineapples, dude? Since you're so adamant, it happens to be my girlfriend."

"So I pass your qualifications? Sheesh. Fruit sellers today..."

"What?"

"Dude, do you even sell fruit, or--"

"Aria Leedman."

"Yeah, she's my girlfriend. Seriously, what is wrong with--"

"Is this a usual marketing technique of yours or something?"

"I didn't even order canta--"

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a/n: don't worry, i'm still here! i'll try to keep supplying you guys with updates as much as i can. i've been so ridiculously busy this summer; i was at camp last week and i'm leaving for egypt in a few days to spend the next semester working there. crazy stuff. i miss writing on here though, so you can be sure i'll be around!

tina