《Advice Hotline | ✔️》advice #7
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good morning, you have reach Advice Hotline, how may I help you?
Who is this?
I think you have the wrong Venn.
There's that one your brother loves.
I'm the Venn he despises
No problem.
Are you asking me out on a date?
Why?
You're asking me out on a date just because?
I'm sorry, I'll have to decline that offer
I'm incapable of holding a conversation
I really don't want to, sorry. And have a good day,sir.
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