good morning-

Did you get laid?

Then why are you so happy?

Then what is it?

How did that go?

Did you have a good time?

Glad to know

That's what we do here

How old do you think I am?

No, I'm sixteen

Or a few months

Do you need any advice today?

There's a lot of ways, you know? But the 'how' part of making her fall in love really depends on the girl's personality.

Is she that type of person? A materialistic girl?

Then no! But flowers, I think she'll like that. I mean every female likes flowers.

Yeah. My mom has this garden, it's really beautiful.

What kind of question is that?

That answer pisses me off

But it wasn't a good answer.

This is why she won't go out with you.

Is this how you usually are?

I don't want to say you're really bad but you're really bad

No problem

Do i sound like one?

Then I probably am one

And I care because?

Doesn't mean I'm her.

If only you knew.