good morning, you have reach Advice Hotline, how may I help you?

Why? You trying to stalk me?

I'm pretty sure we don't even live in the same town.

Venn

Yea.

Thanks

Sure.

Thanks for that unwanted info, greatly appreciated

Okay, fine continue

Hahahahahahaha

I'm not

I'm sorry

Anyways, you can't just ask her out after having one conversation. Everyone knows you're gonna get rejected, idiot.

And you've only gotten the courage to ask her out now?

That's disgusting

and a cowardly move

Sorry, it just comes naturally

Hey, I don't get paid that much, I'm allowed to do whatever I want

I know but moving on to that cowardly move

Both?

Thank you, I don't even try

You should meet me in person, I own my fucking school

True story bro

Talk to her more and when you think the time is right, ask her out again.

Bye.

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