《Advice Hotline | ✔️》advice # 3
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good fucking morning! you have reach this shitty Advice Hotline, how may I fucking help you, you worthless piece of shit?
don't tell a fucking girl to relax, when her mom woke her up by splashing water on her face
now, you are just being an asshole
shut up dick. Now what do you need advice on?
so basically you're here to waste my time
that's great to know,jerk
It shouldn't, it suits you really well
Glad to know
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