《Advice Hotline | ✔️》advice # 1
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You have reach Advice Hotline, how may I help you?
What do you need advice on sir?
If you don't mind me asking,sir, aren't you a man and not a woman, so I don't see why you are asking me this question.
Okay, how'd you get this number?
No....
I'm sure. Just answer the question
Alright.
Oh right, of course. So, would you want your sister to insert a tube inside her vagina?
Then I'd advice you to stick to the pads if you don't want anything entering your sister's private area.
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