《Oh Honk | MCYT preferences》Incorrect Dialogue
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{Dream}
here's some advice
b-but I didn't ask for any
too bad you're getting it anyways since I'm alone with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.
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So what's for dinner?
"Regret."
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... I could take you
In a fight right?
...
IN A FIGHT RIGHT!?
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Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.
...You're a psycho.
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{George}
How long have you been standing there?
Don't try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.
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Can you please keep it down? I'm trying to think
Don't worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard
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Here is my wall of inspirational men.
Is that a picture of you?
I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Ah yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We'll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir.
What??
Ignore him.
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{Sapnap}
How do you take your coffee?
As dark as my soul.
One vanilla latte with extra sugar and cream coming right up.
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I need a moment with them.
of course. [they leave]
okay, listen here you little shit. i know you're not dead.
yeah, no shit.
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Are you calling me a liar?
well, I ain't calling you a truther!
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You're right.
That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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{Karl}
You can't keep making up words pretending you're from another country to avoid talking to people.
Well, it's worked so far so I think I can.
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Do you have mirrors in your room?
yes, why?
so, you saw what you look like and you still didn't take off that sweater?
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Z is just a sideways N
please stop
Zo
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you need a hobby.
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I have a hobby.
staring at Y/N is /not/ a hobby.
you're right. it's a job and I'm excelling at it.
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{Wilbur}
[closes a cabinet]
[a crash is heard behind the cabinet door]
What was that?
The sound of someone else's problem.
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I think we forgot something
if we forgot, it wasn't important
yeah, you're right
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*texting* Hey, can you pick me up? I'm drunk.
Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.
Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.
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You read my diary?
At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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{Fundy}
Babe, did you drink my drink?
is it all gone?
no...?
then no.
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[In prison]
I think im breaking out
what? No way.
I know, usually my skin is like never this bad
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you're so lazy!
what? lazy? I made you a whole-ass sandwich!
...
...peanut butter AND jelly.
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We broke up literally a year ago. Can you please stop playing Chess with my dad on Messenger? It's disgusting
Just because I lost the queen doesn't mean I give up the king
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{Techno}
: Where's Philza, Tommy, and Wilbur?
: They're playing hide and seek.
: Where?
: I don't think you get how this game works.
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what are you doing?
: nothing... watching porn.
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what are you implying about my baking skills?
that they're non-existent.
I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you're being right now.
and I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies, so I guess we're all learning.
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I'm not afraid of anything. i remain unfazed. fear me.
there's a spider on your arm.
WHAT?! WHERE?!?!?! GET IT OFF!!!!!
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{Quackity}
wait here. don't move. I'll be right back.
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*walks away*
...
yeah, no.
*walks away*
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I rarely get mad. I'm a very calm person!
*accidentally spills water on him*
prepare to die, motherfucker.
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just don't die, okay?
fuck you, you can't tell me what to do.
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It's funny how well you and Alex get along. Didn't he hate you at first?
Alex hates everybody at first. It's his way of reaching out to people
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{Schlatt}
so we're planning on campin-
camping? camping sucks.
and you can see the stars, which I hate
they're creepy.
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ugh. there's always that weak bitch in the group who isn't down with murder.
*glares at Y/N*
well SORRY I HAVE MORALS-
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I'm not needy.
Schlatt, you're the definition of "needy." Remember that one time you called me at three in the morning to make sure we were still friends?
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* SAY YOU'RE SORRY
IM SORRY!
WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR???
IM SORRY FOR SAYING YOURE AGGRESSIVE!
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{Punz}
do you take criticism on your ideas?
Sorry, I only take cash or check.
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I'm... I'm at a lost for words
Despite being at a loss for words, he proceeds to yell at me for the next twenty minutes
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*crying*
Punz, c'mon.
...
you're making my sandwich sad
*cries harder*
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It's like my momma always told me, " Nothing is never not a scam."
That's a triple-negative nothing can never not be a scam!
And?
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{Niki}
I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.
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Let's play 21 questions, Niki. You start.
Hmm... what's your favorite color, Y/N?
Triangle. My turn. Are you into girls, Niki?
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I'm a lesbian.
oh. okay. cool.
*later on*
and she said she's a LESBIAN!?
yup.
and you KNEW?!
mhm.
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Be gay!
Do crime!
*Fistbump*
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{Tommy}
I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic... and what's that smell?!
That would be grass.
Disgusting.
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What do you think I should say to Y/N, if I see them?
Well, it's best not to plan these things. Just say whatever comes to you in the moment.
They have eyes just like a salamander.
Don't say that.
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*Accidentally hits Tommy in the face*
*Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
What's wrong with you?!
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are you THAT stupid?
...sometimes
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{Tubbo}
Be Careful.
Always Am.
Respectfully Disagree.
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Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Which one? I can't do both.
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Let me use your phone.
Why can't you use your phone?
I dropped it in a bowl of soup.
Who accidentally drops their phone in a bowl of soup?
It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.
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Am I going to far?
No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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{Ranboo}
Hey Noah?
Yeah?
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
...What.
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Every zoo is a petting zoo unless you're a coward.
I'm worried about you.
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40% exhaustion, 50% sarcasm 20% don't care.
That's 110%.
20% Don't Care.
...
Should've seen that coming.
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What are the pros and cons of dating you?
Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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