《Oh Honk | MCYT preferences》Some dialogue
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{Dream}
Y/N, why didn't you answer your phone last night?
Oh, sorry, but I was really tired and put it on DND.
Oh.
[opens phone]
[looks through settings for ten minutes]
How do you put your phone on Dungeons and Dragons mode?
--
You know, sometimes I can't help but feel like you look down on me.
That's because you're seven inches shorter than me.
--
LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
not you, Y/N. Baby, you're precious and we're glad you're here
{George}
okay. I'm a pro basketball player. If I don't get this in, you have to kiss me.
Okay.
*Y/N misses the shot*
oh darn, how unlucky!
--
I was arrested for being too cool.
The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
--
Y/N, we're streaming Man Haunt!!
I can't play right now I'm in the middle of a game of Tetris!
{Sapnap}
do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?
Nick. darling. honey. love of my life. what the FUCK-
--
if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I come back.
of course. Can't flip this table by myself
--
Baby, we're hungry!
Y/N! What's for dinner?
We're hungry, Y/N!
*screams*
{Karl}
Did Y/N just tell me they loved me for the first time?
Yeah, they did
And did I just do finger guns back?
Yeah, you did
--
Look, sometimes you just have to fulfill the higher tiers of your pyramid of needs okay
and that's why you're wearing sunglasses in the bathtub eating chicken nuggets out of a wine glass?
see, now you're getting it. could you hand me that box of capri-suns
--
I regret getting you that blender for your birthday.
why?
{Wilbur}
: don't you think you're being a little harsh on Tommy?
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We're his parents, it's our job to keep him off the stripper pole
--
Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.
I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.
--
Do you know the ABCs of first aid?
A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.
{Fundy}
do you think that when sheep go to sleep they count themselves?
go to sleep, Floris .
--
and that's how she ends up becoming a master assassin! pretty cool, right??
yeah that's great, but I asked where you left the car keys
oh riiight.... that.
--
What time is it?
A quarter 'til 4.
That means nothing to me. I speak English, not math.
{Techno}
sometimes when I'm sad I throw things at Tommy.
why?
it's fun.
--
: Are you mad?
: No.
: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?
--
It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Not by the law!
{Quackity}
You have to apologize to them, Alex.
Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
--
May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.
Do you think other people can't hear you?
--
Hey, babe?
yes?
Do you wanna see a butterfly?
wh-
*throws butter across the room*
{Schlatt}
Okay, do you know what to do in case of an emergency?
[has no idea what to do in case of an emergency]
Yes.
--
You disgust me.
I realize this and don't care.
--
What happened to your nose?
I used it to break some guy's fist.
{Punz}
: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.
: I think you mean cards.
He did not.
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: I did not.
--
Punz, how did you manage to get into this much trouble in one day?
Give me some credit, it didn't even take the entire day.
--
Live fast, die young, and leave behind a pretty corpse. That's what I always say.
You should say something else.
{Niki}
What's wrong with Niki? She's been laying on the ground for the past fifteen minutes.
She's a bit overwhelmed.
Why?
Y/N giggled.
--
Did you buy eggs like I asked?
Even better!
What the fuck did you-
*holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
--
Don't worry, I have a permit.
...This just says "I can do what I want".
{Tommy}
You, Ranboo, and Tubbo are sitting on a bench
Why do you guys look so sad?
Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Tommy sits down*
Ranboo: The bench is freshly painted
--
if people use...b...bu...
....buses??
yeah, those
--
Could you be anymore annoying?
Yes.
{Tubbo}
Why do you hang out with me?
You're the best thing that's ever happened to me!
...
Well now I feel a bit sorry for you
--
why is yours 4 pages long??
I have a lot of DIALOGUE
--
I've actually never had a kiwi
you've never had a kiwi??
no. I mean I've had strawberry kiwi caprisuns but that's about it
THATS NOT EVEN REAL KIWI
{Ranboo}
Bet you can't eat 15 crayons!
Bet you I can!
*sips coke, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
--
what are you goals
to pet all the dogs
no, fitness goals
to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
--
did you just blow on that?
no, I just exhaled the bad energy
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