《Oh Honk | MCYT preferences》Pick up lines
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{Dream}
- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it?
- I'm not an electrician but I can light up your day.
{George}
- Can I tie your shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else.
- Are you a bank loan? Cause you've got my interest.
{Sapnap}
- Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
- Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
{Karl}
- Are you a time traveler? Cause I can see you in my future.
- Are you a broom? Cause you just swept me off my feet.
{Wilbur}
- I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?
- It's not my fault I fell in love, you're the one that tripped me.
{Fundy}
- If I had a rose every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through a garden forever.
- Did you get your license suspended? Cause you're driving me crazy.
{Techno}
- If you hold 8 roses in front of a mirror, you'd see 9 of the most beautiful things.
- Do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
{Quackity}
- If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
- Are you a camera? Cause every time I look at you I smile.
{Schlatt}
- If you were a tringle, you'd be acute one.
- I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well please start.
{Punz}
- Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.
- Since you stole my heart, could I get your number?
{Niki}
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should walk by again?
- Kiss me if I'm wrong but, dinosaurs still exist right?
{Tommy}
- I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together.
- I lost my number, can I have yours?
{Tubbo}
- You should bee mine.
- Are you a spotlight? Cause your beauty is blinding.
{Ranboo}
- You must be a banana because I find you ap-peel-ing.
- I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
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