(Y/n) sat on the couch next to Itachi, Haru sat on her lap. They were having a a conversation, some of the others raised an eyebrow. None of them could understand what you were saying.

"Do you like anyone sister?", Haru asks. I nodded my head and pet his. "I like everyone". "You know what I mean". I blush a bit and rub the back of my neck. "Well I don't know". "What about that perverted guy?". You shook you head. "I like him as a friend and he seems a bit overly sexual". "Are you saying you don't like that?", Haru smirks. I glare down at him, a blush making its way onto my face. "I'm not going to answer that question". "Fine then how about the blonde that looks like a woman?". "No he seems a bit intense and big headed". We look over at Deidara who is yelling about how amazing his art is. "Then maybe puppet boy?". "He's pretty strange, at first he was mean but now he's nice to me". "Maybe he likes you". You blush and shake you head. "I don't like him like that". "Then maybe Itachi, you like him don't you?". "Um he seems overly serious and he is so quiet". "Maybe that blue man?". "Kisame... um he's so nice and he's just like me, we're both different but I don't see him in that way". "How about Zetsu?". "Hmm he's kind of nice to me, some times a bit demanding though". "Then what about Tobi?". "T-Tobi?". Your entire face turned red. "Yeah, is there something wrong sister?", Haru snickers. I glare down at him. "No there is nothing wrong". "Do you like him?". "Um no". "Yeah whatever". He jumped off my lap and walked away with a toothy grin on his face. I just crossed my arms and pouted, leaning back on the couch. The other Akatsuki members were curious as to what we were saying but they would never know. THANK JASHIN!

Meanwhile Tobi was peaking through the crack in Konan's door. He saw the blue haired woman inside and gently knocked on the door. Konan walked over to the door and opened it, smiling at the man child before her. "What's up Tobi?", she asks. "Tobi needs some help". "Sure come in". Tobi walked into the room and sat on Konan's bed. "So what do you need help with?", she asks. "Tobi wants to impress (Y/n)-chan but all of the others like her too". Konan giggled and then hugged Tobi. "Yuss my ship will come true!". "What should Tobi do?", he asks. Konan pulled a piece of paper from a draw and handed it to Tobi. It was a flyer for an event in the nearby village. "Tomorrow there is a carnival/fair in the village, you should take her". "How does Tobi ask?". "Just go up to her and say 'Tobi wants to know if (Y/n)-chan wants to go to the fair with him'". He swallows the lump in his throat and nods. He left Konan's room and went to his room to practice.

Right now (Y/n) was playing cards with some of the other Akatsuki. Not an adult game like poker or black jack, these "adults" were playing go fish. What the others didn't know was that (Y/n) was cheating, using Haru to tell her what the others had. You see who ever lost would have to dress up as a princess for the rest day and start every sentence with 'I'm a pretty princess'. Kakuzu looked down at his cards and then looked at Sasori. "Do you have a 7?". Sasori swears under his breath and hands over his seven. Now it was Hidan's turn. "Blonde bitch do you got an ace?". Deidara glares at Hidan, shaking his head. (Y/n) sent discrete signals to Haru, letting him know. She scratched her head with three fingers and then looked over at him. He looked over at Itachi. "Does Itachi have a three?". "Stop cheating (Y/n)". "(Y/n) is not cheating". The Uchiha rolls his eyes. "Since you're cheating you lose by default". "No (Y/n) doesn't want to be a princess!". "Lets just play to see who loses and then they both have to do it too". They all shook hands and continued the game. (Y/n) sat next to Haru, muttering profanities.

In the end Hidan lost. "What the fuck I can't lose!". "You can and you did, just put the dress on, yeah". Hidan gritted his teeth while (Y/n) giggled. "Yay Hidan gets to be a princess with (Y/n)!". He smirks and pulls (Y/n) up. "Lets get dressed now", he smirks. Suddenly Konan appears and kicks Hidan to the side of the room. "No way is she getting dressed with you". Hidan muttered a string of profanities and walked with Konan and (Y/n) into the blue woman's room.

Konan held up two dresses, on black and one white. (Dresses are the pic at the top^^, Hidan's is the same dress but in black of course). "I shotgun the black one!", Hidan yells. "But white would looks so pretty with Hidan's hair", (Y/n) giggles. He snickers. Konan hands the white dress to (Y/n) and the black one to Hidan. "(Y/n) you can go and change in my bathroom and Hidan you can get changed in here, I'll be back soon". The two ninja nod and head to their spots to change.

Five minutes later Hidan calls out. "I'm done, you can come out now", he says. (Y/n) unlocks the bathroom door and walks out. "Damn you look fucking hot", he smirks. (Y/n) blushes and giggles. Konan came back in and ran straight at (Y/n), wrapping her arms around her in a tight embrace. "You look so beautiful", she coos. Once again (Y/n) blushes."Now sit here, I'm gonna do your hair". Konan curled your hair but didn't bother with make up. You were naturally beautiful and there was no need. However Hidan was annoyed. "Ugh it doesn't look fucking good on me", he complains. "That's because you're a man". "It would look better if I had tits", he says poking his chest. Konan giggle and grabbed his wrist, dragging him over to her bed. She got out some make up and started applying to his chest. "What the fuck are you doing?". "You said you wanted some boobs so I'm gonna give you some". His face lit up and he watched as he went from man with out boobs to man with boobs.

"Are you ready?". "Yep!". "Fuck yeah!". Konan walked out into the living room with (Y/n) and Hidan behind her. "Look at the princesses!", she announces. Everyone turns and looks at them, well Hidan. He was standing in front of (Y/n). "Where's (Y/n)?", Sasori asks. (Y/n) stepped out from behind Hidan, everyone's eyes widen. Haru runs up to her with something in his mouth. (Y/n) bends down and takes it from him, it was her tiara. She puts it on and giggles. "Hidan when did you get tits, un", Deidara smirks. "Its only fucking make up but I know I look fucking good with them". "Yeah whatever, (Y/n) looks good and you look like a wannabe drag queen", Sasori says. Many of the others snicker. "Ugh shut the fuck up puppet boy, you wish you could look this good". (Y/n) giggles. "Aren't you supposed to start every sentence with 'I'm a pretty princess'?", Itachi smirks. "Yeah I'm a pretty fucking princess you Uchiha bastard". (Y/n) giggles again. "(Y/n) is a pretty princess too!". Tobi gets up and grabs (Y/n)'s wrist, running towards the exit of the hideout. "Where are we going Tobi?", she asks. "Tobi wants to show you something". (Y/n) ran with him until they were on top of the hideout. He stopped and pointed at the sky. The sun was setting and the sky a mixture of pink and orange. "Wow", she gasps. "Can Tobi ask (y/n)-chan a question?". She happily nods her head. "Tobi w-wants to know if (Y/n)-chan w-wants to go to the fair with h-him tomorrow?". (Y/n) wrapped her arms around Tobi and giggles, taking his hand in hers. "Yes, (Y/n) has never been to a fair so Tobi must show her". He giggled and the two jumped down and went back inside. "Why are you two holding hands?", Sasori asks. They two look down at their connected hands, pink dusting their cheeks. "Uh I'm a pretty princess?".