"I-I.."

Fuck. Hidan had found the pair making out near the small stream where the Jashinist likes to pray. He had come to do his daily ritual when he heard soft moans and was wondering what brave soul is making these sounds.

He was heartbroken. He had loves Deidara ever since the blond had joined the Akatsuki. At first, like everyone else there, thought he was a female. He complimented him without knowing, and got a bomb straight to the head.

"Damn, you're a feisty little girl aren't you?"

"I am not a female, un!"

"Are you sure? I mean you've got the damn looks."

"Fuck off, yeah."

Hidan liked this kid, and his explosive attitude (see what i did there). He never thought he would like a younger male in his life, yet there he was, crushing on a 19 year old missing-nin from Iwagakure. Everything about his was adorable. His chuckle, his small smirk, the smile which isn't showed often, and the way he was obsessed with his art. Hidan would do anything to be with the blond, hug the shit of him, and just kiss him. He talked to the blond a lot, and after a while, they had gotten along to the point that they were best friends. 'If only I had told him sooner' thought the silver haired jashinist. He regretted not. But now, a childish lollipop looking fool stole his lover and he was pissed.

"Fuck, did I walk in at the wrong time?" he chuckled nervously. Deidara quickly got off Tobi and said," N-Not at all, uh what are you doing here, Hidan..?" "This is where I pray to Lord Jashin.." "Oh.." "Well, I-I'll be on my merry way back to the hideout, yeah," murmured Deidara, and walked away bringing Tobi with him.

!

Does Hidan hate him now? Is he angry? No, Hidan was his best friend, and best friends don't get mad at each other for something this simple..right? As Deidara and Tobi sailed through he sky, he broke down and started crying. He didn't want Hidan mad at him. He was Deidara's first friend after all! He suddenly felt arm hands entwine with his. "Senpai, don't cry please.. it hurts me to see you sad," Tobi said and pulled Deidara into a giving hug. He didn't say anything cause there was to much on his mind, and the hug wasn't calming him down one bit. He continued to cry, not caring that Tobi was trying to stop it. Tobi has only one option left and pulled Deidara into a quick kiss.

'That can't be the reason, right? Hidan only hooked up with girls, he couldn't possibly be gay..right?' he thought. His mind was going places until he felt a pair of soft lips on his before they quickly pulled away.

"Thanks Tobi.."

"Obito"

"What?"

"My actual name is Obito.."

"Obito..I like it.."

"And I like you senpai!"

"I know you do"

Deidara stared into the lifeless mask of the grown man and started crying again. 'Dammit senpai..' though Tobi. They soon returned to the hideout and Deidara ran upstairs into his room. "Whats up with him?" asked Kisame, being shocked since Deidara is tough and doesn't cry around others easily. "Oh, uh I honestly don't know, Hidan just walked into Deidara and I kissing and-" He realized why Hidan was mad and why Deidara was crying. He has ruined the bond between the two, and he hadn't realized it. Tobi quickly ran to his room do think about what he's done. Kisame was speechless. Deidara and.. Tobi? They seem good together but Hidan had always loved Deidara and it was obvious too since he spent most of time with the blond. Kisame sighed as he went to pour himself a cup of coffee while thinking how chaotic the rest of the week was going to be.