you trick him.

successfully, you had snuck pink hair dye into loki's shampoo. after all- it was only temporary, you couldn't remember what was on the label, to be honest.

"y/n!" loki yelled, you sat on the couch and read your book, pretending to be clueless. "why is my hair bright pink?"

"i have no clue darling." you turned around and looked at him, stifling a laugh. you used your book to cover your huge grin.

"y'know, i'm not even mad. i'm quite impressed that you managed to prank the god of lies."

"but that doesn't mean i won't get you back."