It started off as a normal day, Y/n sleeping on the living room couch hungover. Everyone out... Hunting, while the others moped around in their rooms or sat in the kitchen.

SLAM

"I'm awake!" Y/n yelped, sitting up on the leather couch. They brushed their h/c hair out of their vision before looking down to the floor where BEN sat with wide eyes, staring down at the front door that was now wide open with three people standing in the way.

"The fuck? Close the door! The cold airs getting inside!" Y/n growled, BEN stayed in his daze.

"Oh my God, that's...the hottest woman I've ever seen." He gasped, Y/n pushed themselves off of the couch and walked to the door, more like stumbled.

"Y/n, meet Y slash n," Tim paused, looking down on the girl and back up at Y/n. "Her names literally Y slash N." He whispered, pushing the girl in and walked into the mansion with hoodie besides them.

Y/n looked down at the oddly short girl, She had an oversized pink sweater with White fuzzy cat ears. Her tail was black and white, her white cat socks were muddy. Y/n raised their eyebrow, a hidden memory displayed itself when Nina forced them to read a Creepypasta X reader fanfiction and this was the typical Neko Y/n.

Y/n's eyes widened in horror, "get that thing out of here."

"Hey! I'm not a thing! I'm a devil! I can kill you, Y'know." The girl suddenly growled, standing on her tippy toes and glared up at Y/n. "Yeah, whatever Toots, I bet your little kitten paws do a lot of stabbing as well." Y/n scoffed, turning on their heels and began to walk away, until..

Something was thrown at them, and that thing was one of Slenders glass vases.

"Eugh! You bitch!" Y/n hissed, grabbing the pack of their head as they turned to look at the other Y slash N. They had glowing red eyes, weird ass black wings were behind them as Tim looked at the girl in disgust.

Hoodie on the other hand, just stood their like a stump.

"What did you just call me?! Say it to ma face!" The girl screamed, and with that some of the residents immerged from the kitchen. Eyeless Jack came out with a bowl of bleeding kidneys, his eyebrows furrowed in annoyance as Jeff held his knife ready to join the fun.

"W-wait! Pause! OH EM GEE! ARE YOU JEFF THE KILLER??" The girl ran to Jeff, hugging him.

"Uh, yeah...heh, I am." Jeffs face grew red as he hugged the girl back. "Don't hog her to yourself man!" BEN spat, coming up besides the two.

"Oh fuck this shit." Tim spoke in disgust, walking to the stairs and disappeared. Hoodie walked up to the other three, looking down on the girl.

Eyeless Jack went over by Y/n, looking for answers. "So...who the hell is that?" Jack whispered with a mouth full of meat.

Y/n narrowed their eyes on the girl who stuck her tongue out at them, and went back to the other three boys. "HOODSIES! Give me a piggy back ride pwease!" The girl squeeled, and she then climbed onto Hoodies back and he began running.

With BEN and Jeff following right behind him.

"She's a whole ass teenager and talking like a five year old! What has society come to these days." Jack went on, and walked back to the kitchen with his bowl of kidneys.

"I think...I think I'm going to go take that bottle of Flintstone gummies right about now." Y/n paused.

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IM APART OF THE CWEEPYPASTA GROUP NOW!

Judge Angels and Bloody Painter are so cute together! And their really nice to me, Bloody Painter even painted me a picture of, Me!

That Y/n kid is weird, I can't even tell if it's a boy or girl...maybe thats why no one here likes them.

It's so mean, and taking Eyeless Jackie away from me! So mean 👿

"Hey, J-effy? Do you know w-here Ticci Toby is?" I asked, tugging on Jeffy-kins sleeve. He looked down on me, his face a bright red color. "Me? Oh! Yeah, right down this hall is the proxy quarters! This is where Tim, Brian, Kate and Toby along with Y/n stay." He smiled down on me, holding my hand! Mine was so small in his large hand.

Once we reached the big door, I'm so short!

Jeff knocked and guess who answered it! TICCI TOBY!

"Uh, Jeff? What the hell do y-" His brown eyes went down to me, his cheeks grew red. "Hm, who's this cutie?" He squatted down to my level, I'm so short. Jeffs grip on my hand tightened, was he jealous?!

😍🥰❤️

"Hewo! Uwu! I'm, I-Im Y slash N!" I smiled, :3

"What a lovely name, We should hangout sometime...I could train you." Toby smiled, and shut the door. "Tsk tsk tsk, don't listen to that dork." Jeff muttered, leading me away from the door. "Just like you! But your my big dork~". I purred, smiling up at him only to see his face red like a tomato!

All of the girls in the mansion looked at me weird whenever I talked to the boys, Where they jealous? I hope so! Because I rule this place.

Uwu.

"There's the brat, we all know me and Jeff are together." Jane the killer whispered to Clockwork as we passed by the library, they were sitting together on the lounge while reading books.

Dorks.

Nerds.

I'm a baddie, not some nerd 😈

"Don't listen to them, Me and Jane were only a thing for three days." Jeff rolled his eyes as we walked into the kitchen, Eyeless Jack and Kage sat at the table. "Kagekao?! YOUR HERE!" I squeeled, letting go of Jeff's hand and ran to Kage.

For a moment, Kagekao made this weird clicking noise and growled at the sudden touch...but then his eyes glowed and he smiled as he pulled me into a hug. "Now who's this prankster!" Kage asked Jeff, I looked over at Jackie but he only furrowed his eyebrows at me.

"I'm Y slash N! Uwu!" I giggled, sitting on his lap as I observed his mask.

Uwu daddy.

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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*Cough*

*Cough*

Well damn, okay.

Y/n walked into the kitchen, not noticing anyone and walked to the fridge for a bottle of Cores Lite.

Opening it, they took a quick chug. "Can I have one? I can take the hard stuff!" They heard a high pitched female speak, wiping off the rum stuck to their lips with the back of their hand they turned to see the other Y slash N.

"Hey, Man, this is my shit...buy your own." Y/n muttered, and went back to their drink as they leaned up against the kitchen counter. Y slash N began to cry, and that pissed Jeff off.

"Hey! Give her a damn beer otherwise I'll squeeze your head so hard I'll just add sugar to your blood and give it to her!" Jeff seethed, stomping towards Y/n. "Really? Is that a promise?" Y/n spat, setting the beer bottle onto the kitchen top.

Jeff didn't hesitate, he ran at Y/n as he pulled out his knife. "YOU CRAZY BITCH! FUCK! TIM! TOM! OH LAWD!" Y/n screeched, realizing Jeff really was going to squeeze them dry. "Yay! Come On Jeffy! You got this!" Y slash N cheered, clapping thier hands as Kage cheered along.

"JEFF! SHE HAS YOU UNDER A SPELL! SJE COULD BE A FUCKIN SUCCUBUS OR SOMETHING! JEFFERY ALAN WOODS DO YOU HEAR ME?!" Y/n screamed as they were chased down the hallway, running to the Proxys head quarters.

"TOM! TIMOTHY WRIGHT! AW SHIT ION WANNA DIE TO THE HANDS OF THIS GREASEY MOTHER-"

"WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU CALLING MY NAME?!" Tim cut Y/n off, Y/n was frozen in the entrance to the bedroom. Tim looked over Y/n's shoulder to see a sprinting Jeff, and widened his eyes.

"What the hell did you do." Tim growled, pushing Y/n aside and went to confront Jeff...

Only to push Y/n in the direction of Y slash N and knocked her over and onto the ground where Toby had just broken a glass container.

"LORD ZALGO! AAH!" Y slash N screeched, their arms and legs began to bleed with shattered glass bits. "Y/N WHAT DID YOU DO?!" Toby and Brian yelled, running to the girls aid. Jeff pushed past Tim and ran to Y slash N as well, and soon enough the whole ass Manner was in the proxies room waiting for Dr. Smiley.

"Just a fatal accident, but you should be okay, Deary." The doctor smiled, finishing off the wrapped bandage and handed Y slash N a sucker.

"Dank you, Mr'a Smiley."

"Your very welcome."

...

"Oh your going to get it Y/n Ln!" Brian shouted, "You just couldn't help it? Could you, having someone that's likeable in your place!" Toby seethed. "I hope you feel bad about yourself." Kate muttered, flipping Y/n off as she passed by the large group.

Tim only sat down stairs in the kitchen, avoiding Y/n.

"What?! Just because some comes thats better looking than you, is actually likeable! You have to fuck it up don't you?! No wonder why no one likes you." BEN spat, all of them sat by Y slash N's bed as Y/n stood at the girls door way.

Y/n gulped, that really did hurt.

What? A girl/boy boss can still feel sad okay?

"W-what? What happened?" Y slash N sat up in the bed, grabbing their head. "S-Shhh, it's okay." Toby shushed them, rubbing their back. Y/n crossed their arms over their chest as the others glared at them, wanting them to say what happened.

"I, uh, was pushed into you and your clumsy a-...I fell onto you and then you fell, sorry." Y/n muttered, pushing themselves off of the door frame and walked off.

"Wait! W-wait! Y/n," Y slash N ran for Y/n, grabbing their sleeve and looked up to the teen. "Even though we're the same person, and I'm a tad different... doesn't mean we can't be together... partners in Crime." Y slash N smiled, Y/n tried their best not to cringe or scream.

"Huh?"

"I love you, Y/n." Y slash N rose up on their tippy toes and closed their eyes, puckering their lips.

"OH HELL NAH!" Y/n screamed, shoving the girls face away and pushed her off the ledge of the staircase.

THUMP

Everything and everyone was silent.

"what just happened?" Jeff groaned, grabbing his head. Everyone came out of Y slash N's room, questioning everything.

It started off as a normal day, Y/n sleeping on the living room couch hungover. Everyone out... Hunting, while the others moped around in their rooms or sat in the kitchen.

SLAM

"I'm awake!" Y/n yelped, sitting up on the leather couch. They brushed their h/c hair out of their vision before looking down to the floor where their chips and soda were spilt... probably because of Smile Dog.

"The fuck? Close the door! The cold airs getting inside!" Y/n growled, Narrowing their eyes on the three proxies. "Who pissed in your cereal this morning?" Toby chuckled, running over and sat on Y/n so they couldn't get up.

Brian and Tim walked in, sitting down on the recliners.

"Aw shit...bro...the day we get another recruit is the day you guys will find me passed out in the bathroom with a empty bottle of Flintstone Gummies in my hands."

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