I JUST REWATCHED TWIILIGHT AND IT WAS SO GOOODDDD

I've read the books n shit, but it's a good story

TEAM MOTHER FUCKING EDWARD BRO

YES YES YES

What?

I've only watched the first movie.

I don't do romance.

Yeah Bec u a lame ass mofo

Tf

Rawr

That's how I grew up

😺

Yeah I know, we stalked you when you were younger.

*Applauds*

Creepo

You literally watch us sleep.

BITCH TF NO THATS YOUR CRAZY ASS

Nah

Wait

WHO'S BEEN WATCHING US THEN

EDWARD

NO NINA

...

do any of you guys know someone named "Evan" or Habit?

Oh shi

Y/n how do you know this person?

Um bros the one that's been watching us sleep

🥰

Stfu I told you guys I saw someone while sleeping.

But ofc all of you guys don't believe me because

IM THE MENTALLY ILL BITCH

WELL.GIUESS WJAT TIM

I ASNT DREAMING

Ofc ur the one to have that bro.

You guys ✨ concern me ✨

Other Y/n be getting beat to a pulp rn

IT FEELS GREAT TO BE FANNON Y/N HAHA

Y/n get help, tell them, run

Don't trust them

He's watching.

Suck ma cock

This asmr got my ears bleeding frfr

So we're all going to ignore how both Y/n's just broke the fourth wall?

Yeah

I do it all the time tho

Slender wanted me to inform you all to get off of your electronics, your using up the energy.

Who.

Don't talk to me Jeff.

Asked.

HAHAHAH GOT EM

🤯

They looking at me funny

Lui, where are you? I thought you were down in Connecticut?

I am, I'm just taking the bus down to the office.

Someone asked me today, what I am.

I told them, I'm not a man nor a woman.

1M G¢D

HEHEHE

Y/n, that's impossible.

Because he already gone

Okay?

It still scared Other Jack shitless

Humans are getting funnier and funnier each day.

Yeah they are

Y/n are u the one force feeding Rake grass?

Nah, we be smoking that shi to the dart

Is that y u always f up after coming home from missions?

But like same oml

Brian, our children are pot heads.

I don't take part in this "our children", I am a free man and ain't no way I'm a dad

✌️ Peace

Tim just got divorced lmao

Imagine

Image having parents

Imagine having a stable home

Imagine getting your cat killed bec it went out to the woods

Y/n stop trauma dumping literally no one asked.

My wife broke up with me in Roblox 🥲

Good

Slay is the way.

Live.laugh.slay.

ALLY

ALLY

ALLY

ALLY

AALLLYYYYYY

Stfu

Sleep with one eye open tonight, oh wait, you can't even close your damn eyes

DUMB BITCH

Im watching the tapes again.

Nah

😈

Sorry

🤢

Brian you are such inlove

With yo sassy lil ass haha

MASKY IN THE BACK ROOMS 😱

SUSSY AMONGUST 😱

YOUR MOM?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON WE GOT GREEN

yeah uh, find out next week if I kill Jeff or not

Wha-