《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》// Queen Figurine //
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November 6th, 2022
12:pm
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What would happen if I got arrested for stealing a Queen figurine from Target.
Let's say you didn't get arrested?
Uh
I kinda did
PERIODT Y/N
SlAY WHAT YOU WANNA SLAY
AND LET THE SLAYS SLAY OUT
You guys are a bunch of f*****.
Oops
😧
What? When Jane says it it's okay but when I say it? Fuck you guys.
Jeff I'm a lesbian, I can say that.
Well I'm Bi so I can too.
•Five members took a screenshot!•
So uh
Jeff just came out of the closet 💅
Um, this guy across from me is speaking in tongues except none of its an actual language tf
Your at the local police station right?
I see you in the security cameras lmao
DONT FLIP ME OFF
HEHEHE
Wait? Y/n got arrested!
Uh yeah? Where tf have you been?
I thought me and Brian told you to stop watching the tapes?
Yeah Y/n, will I have to put them up like I did with Toby's lighter?
Um bitch the fuck? YOU THOUGHT LMAO HAHAH
what will you put up? Put yo damn pistol on the roof and let it get rained on like the last one.
THAT'S WHHERE IT WWENT?!
BRIAAN!
ugh n you guys run to the Walgreens I need my medsss
Calm down child.
Also get me a pack of ciggies while your there mate
And pick me up plz
Where are you Y/n?
We were supposed to go to the movies with E.J!
I'm in jail Nina, BECAUSE SOMEONE LEFT ME THERE WITH A STOLEN QUEEN FIGURINE
JACK
IM SORRY D:
COME AND TELEPORT ME OR SOME SHIT
OKAY :)
Guys I'm zoinked
I don't think that's normal
Get that checked out
My eyes don't look like that when high atleast
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Bro I thought you ran out?
Give me some
Y/n I'm a block away from the police station.
L.J already came and got me, we are at Target getting more figurines 😈
Omfg, don't get caught again.
BEN come to my room, I want sum green
Nah
Tim it must be weird with people obsessing over you and having photos of you when you don't even know them.
How's your fanbase going?
Well uh, Troy's going to start a Only fans account if he sells over 1000 operator vinal figures.
GET ME ONE
I WANT ONE
ME
FUCKIN BUY ME ONE TIMOTHY
OLEASE
MASKY
GET ME
No.
Puto.
Me with them.
Who are you talking about? You don't know anyone.
Atleast anymore.
Yeah, we can thank SOME PEOPLE for that.
Thanks Tim and Jeffrey
What? It was bound to happen.
They were doing rituals n shit so I had to kill them
🤷
Wtv I'm going to go spend quality time with my imaginary friend Jack.
You go do that Y/n.
Y/n are you gae
No but I'm a shoplifter
️
Guys Toby set the kitchen on fire.
LOOK AT THE PRETTY PICTURE JANE TOOK OF ME!!!
THE KITCHENS ON FUCKING FIRE BRIAN BRKAN. OMGGHENND
IM SO SORRY GIYS NO
I WAS COOKING AMD NO TIM TIM
AHAHHAHNNDN 🤷😈🥵🔪🤧👱
Imagine being at the Mansion 🤡
Yeah imagine
Why is only my hand visible
Idfk
We're having burnt pizza tonight Boyz.
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