《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》// Queen Figurine //

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November 6th, 2022

12:pm

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What would happen if I got arrested for stealing a Queen figurine from Target.

Let's say you didn't get arrested?

Uh

I kinda did

PERIODT Y/N

SlAY WHAT YOU WANNA SLAY

AND LET THE SLAYS SLAY OUT

You guys are a bunch of f*****.

Oops

😧

What? When Jane says it it's okay but when I say it? Fuck you guys.

Jeff I'm a lesbian, I can say that.

Well I'm Bi so I can too.

•Five members took a screenshot!•

So uh

Jeff just came out of the closet 💅

Um, this guy across from me is speaking in tongues except none of its an actual language tf

Your at the local police station right?

I see you in the security cameras lmao

DONT FLIP ME OFF

HEHEHE

Wait? Y/n got arrested!

Uh yeah? Where tf have you been?

I thought me and Brian told you to stop watching the tapes?

Yeah Y/n, will I have to put them up like I did with Toby's lighter?

Um bitch the fuck? YOU THOUGHT LMAO HAHAH

what will you put up? Put yo damn pistol on the roof and let it get rained on like the last one.

THAT'S WHHERE IT WWENT?!

BRIAAN!

ugh n you guys run to the Walgreens I need my medsss

Calm down child.

Also get me a pack of ciggies while your there mate

And pick me up plz

Where are you Y/n?

We were supposed to go to the movies with E.J!

I'm in jail Nina, BECAUSE SOMEONE LEFT ME THERE WITH A STOLEN QUEEN FIGURINE

JACK

IM SORRY D:

COME AND TELEPORT ME OR SOME SHIT

OKAY :)

Guys I'm zoinked

I don't think that's normal

Get that checked out

My eyes don't look like that when high atleast

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Bro I thought you ran out?

Give me some

Y/n I'm a block away from the police station.

L.J already came and got me, we are at Target getting more figurines 😈

Omfg, don't get caught again.

BEN come to my room, I want sum green

Nah

Tim it must be weird with people obsessing over you and having photos of you when you don't even know them.

How's your fanbase going?

Well uh, Troy's going to start a Only fans account if he sells over 1000 operator vinal figures.

GET ME ONE

I WANT ONE

ME

FUCKIN BUY ME ONE TIMOTHY

OLEASE

MASKY

GET ME

No.

Puto.

Me with them.

Who are you talking about? You don't know anyone.

Atleast anymore.

Yeah, we can thank SOME PEOPLE for that.

Thanks Tim and Jeffrey

What? It was bound to happen.

They were doing rituals n shit so I had to kill them

🤷

Wtv I'm going to go spend quality time with my imaginary friend Jack.

You go do that Y/n.

Y/n are you gae

No but I'm a shoplifter

Guys Toby set the kitchen on fire.

LOOK AT THE PRETTY PICTURE JANE TOOK OF ME!!!

THE KITCHENS ON FUCKING FIRE BRIAN BRKAN. OMGGHENND

IM SO SORRY GIYS NO

I WAS COOKING AMD NO TIM TIM

AHAHHAHNNDN 🤷😈🥵🔪🤧👱

Imagine being at the Mansion 🤡

Yeah imagine

Why is only my hand visible

Idfk

We're having burnt pizza tonight Boyz.

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