《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》//Tf r dinos//
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I think we should do something other than being on our electronics.
Your forget that our little shrimp buddy is a electronic.
bitch tf? I'm a electrician.
Y/n when u and Toby run to the grocery store can you get me a pack of beer?
And wine.
Plz Y/nsama?
Alcoholics.
Wines good once in awhile.
I thought me and Brian already bought you guys some rum?
And guess who drank it all.
*Cough* *cough*
Yeah Y/n, can't be talking Bec ur literally an alcoholic.
Bro that was literally during a mental break down tf
I need my medication Timothy, atleast I don't steal others. *BLINK* *BLINK*
THAT WAS TWELVE YEARS AGO AND I WAS GOING THROUGH SHIT
SAME HOMIE SO DON'T DOWN UR BROTHERS
what
Get me some candy
Gumdrop
Please I'm have withdrawals
ok
Ofc
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(On call)
Y/n: "You guys know why I called you?"
Masky: "no, where are you? It's three in the fucking morning."
Jeff: *cough* "the fuck?"
BEN: "I'm listening to Nicki Minaj and you literally just fucked me up while singing, F-Fuck you."
Brian: "y/n where are you?! You just ran off! Oh shit, Y/n I think there's a Wendigo by me."
Y/n: " I'm in a tree, where else Brian? Wendigo? Cool, anyways, you guys have to give me your best cat impressions."
Jane: "y/n, we aren't cats, go to bed please."
Nina: "okay! MEOW!"
Jeff: "OW! THE FUCK WAS THAT"
"a cat obviously, nice job Nina, now your turn Masky."
"meow."
"MORE ANTICIPATION DEAR BOY! MEOW AHAHA!"
Masky: "You're scaring me."
"y/n shut the fuck up, it's coming towards your tree I can see it."
Y/n: "the fuck is yo crazy ass talking about?- oh shit...AAAAAHHHHH BRIAN NO FUCKIN BEAT ITS ASS NOT RUN AWAY YOU PUSSY"
Brian: *muffled* "IM SORRY BUT IM NOT DOING THIS TODAY!"
.....
Jeff: "so uh, who's going to be my new dealer?"
BEN: "Nina has some good shit I think."
....
Jane: "Y/n? OH MY FUCKING GO-"
*
"I like weed"
Author: "Toby this isn't you're part yet."
Toby: "oh yeah, sorry, I can't see shit."
Author: "Same bro."
Toby: "heh, cewl."
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