《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》//Tf r dinos//

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I think we should do something other than being on our electronics.

Your forget that our little shrimp buddy is a electronic.

bitch tf? I'm a electrician.

Y/n when u and Toby run to the grocery store can you get me a pack of beer?

And wine.

Plz Y/nsama?

Alcoholics.

Wines good once in awhile.

I thought me and Brian already bought you guys some rum?

And guess who drank it all.

*Cough* *cough*

Yeah Y/n, can't be talking Bec ur literally an alcoholic.

Bro that was literally during a mental break down tf

I need my medication Timothy, atleast I don't steal others. *BLINK* *BLINK*

THAT WAS TWELVE YEARS AGO AND I WAS GOING THROUGH SHIT

SAME HOMIE SO DON'T DOWN UR BROTHERS

what

Get me some candy

Gumdrop

Please I'm have withdrawals

ok

Ofc

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(On call)

Y/n: "You guys know why I called you?"

Masky: "no, where are you? It's three in the fucking morning."

Jeff: *cough* "the fuck?"

BEN: "I'm listening to Nicki Minaj and you literally just fucked me up while singing, F-Fuck you."

Brian: "y/n where are you?! You just ran off! Oh shit, Y/n I think there's a Wendigo by me."

Y/n: " I'm in a tree, where else Brian? Wendigo? Cool, anyways, you guys have to give me your best cat impressions."

Jane: "y/n, we aren't cats, go to bed please."

Nina: "okay! MEOW!"

Jeff: "OW! THE FUCK WAS THAT"

"a cat obviously, nice job Nina, now your turn Masky."

"meow."

"MORE ANTICIPATION DEAR BOY! MEOW AHAHA!"

Masky: "You're scaring me."

"y/n shut the fuck up, it's coming towards your tree I can see it."

Y/n: "the fuck is yo crazy ass talking about?- oh shit...AAAAAHHHHH BRIAN NO FUCKIN BEAT ITS ASS NOT RUN AWAY YOU PUSSY"

Brian: *muffled* "IM SORRY BUT IM NOT DOING THIS TODAY!"

.....

Jeff: "so uh, who's going to be my new dealer?"

BEN: "Nina has some good shit I think."

....

Jane: "Y/n? OH MY FUCKING GO-"

*

"I like weed"

Author: "Toby this isn't you're part yet."

Toby: "oh yeah, sorry, I can't see shit."

Author: "Same bro."

Toby: "heh, cewl."

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