《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》//Even more madneessss//
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I kin Stewie Griffin tbh
Is this because your a schizophrenic, addict and alcoholic?
NO TIMOTEE
because I'm crazy, depressed and a girl boss what else?
Yeah Timothy, Y/n's a fuckin girl boss.
The fuck is a girl boss?
Not u ofcourse 😒💅
STFU BEN WE CANT LET HIM GO ON ANOTHER RAMPAGE ABOUT HIM BEING BEAUTIFUL WHEN HES A LITERAL RAT
Nina?
Me and Eyes are on a mission rn, he's in the other room eating.
I- nice.
Can you guys stfu? I'm trying to catch a bitch and I can't do that with gay little bitches meeping in my phone.
anything for you mommy 🙂🔪
Um, I don't know whether to be turned on or disgusted.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
shut up Ticster, no one asked.
The bitch you chasing did last night, told her extra large 🥰🔪
hella scared now that Toby learned to use emojis.
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9:13 pm
Who took my chocolate cake I specifically told you guys not to touch?
Um may or have may not've been me and Y/n.
JACK
TF BRO I THOUGHT WE WAS PARTNERS IN CRIME
THEY'LL NEVER TAKE US ALivvEEEE
DEATH DO US PART THEY'LL CALL OUR CRIMES A WORK OF AAARRRTTT
I thought that was our song wtf
since when did we have a song?
OMFG WHENEVER WE GO ON MISSIONS YOU BLAST IT WHILE WE MANICALLY LAUGH AT THE SCARED ASS HUMANS
DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT TF
So about my cake.
We already know you got cake Brian, but it is mighty fine to look at, says me and Y/n anyways.
Bro everyone snitching on me tonight like damn.
What 😰
You guys look at my ass?
Yeah? If not why is it there then?
It's okay Brian, this happened to me too.
Don't think ur safe pretty boy 😈🏳️🌈
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Looking mad fine rn
Why are you in the kitchen? Didn't The boss like ban you from here since you stole all of the cookies?
Um, yeah?
Who says I'm in the kitchen?
You were literally just here, nvm.
Can you get my depression cake?
Kinda feel violated rn.
oh yeah, me and The two Jack's ate your cake.
Eyes slobbered all over the left overs btw
Dont expect to see me tomorrow, I'll be in my room with my best friend.
I thought I was your best friend?
Nah hoe, I'm his BFF for fuckin life.
Ain't that right bbg 🙂🔪
My gun is my best friend.
you ain't getting this dick no mo hoe, hope you have ur fun with yo lame ass gun.
I can do waaayyy better than it.
y/n? What are u doing with the chair?
Bro just let me be high
Ur literally over there looking like Elmo
I'm hoping your talking about the killing part.
Stfu plz me and Marry tryna have fun while u guys talking shit.
We don't need to know abt ur sex life Bitch.
Says the one who doesn't have one.
Where is it? Gone like daddy left hm?
Ur name for this shit literally says u don't have any bitches.
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want me to name them off?
Brian ofc...ily baby
Tim, just tim.
Tobias fuckin Rogers 🏳️🌈
Ninaaaa :))))
Jane ❤️
And you even one of my bitches, Jeffery.
You my main hoe don't worry 🔪🥰
*Wipes tear* thank you Y/n.
Atleast someone loves me.
Ha.
Killed ur brother for someone who literally doesn't even know you.
Imagine.
Also, Y/n, imagine getting your own grandma killed lol while your talking to yourself.
Jeff.
You just fucked with the two most craziest bitches in this manner, your actually a dumbass.
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Nina don't worry abt him, he's just a little pissed off bec he hasn't touched a woman in fifteen years.
Only pussy he gets is on the streets.
We all know it Jeff, your little skimpy leggings in the bathroom gave it away with your little side job.
Bro Is dead.
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
bro I thought those were yours-
Um
They're not mine.
What?
Is slender using those slutty Leggings again?
lMAO I THINK SO
I think it's amusing how they go from killing eachother to kissing eachother.
When did they kiss? Wh
Oh.
NAH SHUT UP I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
STOP! BEN DELETE THAT SHIT
OMG I REMEMBER THAT BAHAHAHAHAH
that was actually funny to look back on.
MEMORIES Y/N! MEMORIES HAHAHA YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS
I hate all of you.
LOVE YOU TOO Y/N!!! ❤️❤️❤️
Brian I need to borrow your friend.
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I held my hands in my lap as I heard the other proxies giggle on they're bunks, the sound of Brian shuffling in his bed made me give out a sigh.
"Your such a drama queen Y/n, but now we know your suicidal." He sighed, laying onto his side as he looked down on me from his bunk.
"The fuck you want me to do? Strut walk up and down the hallways half naked?" I spat, glaring up at the man. I knew damn well he was holding back a "maybe", so I just rolled onto my side facing away from him.
"Do you want to sleep up here? Your back must be fuckin dead." I heard Toby call up from his bunk, his arm hung off of his mattress and Infront of my face. "Sure." I grunted, gathering my blankets and tosses them up besides him.
I sat up and climbed onto the mattress as far away as I could get from the boy, untill I got pulled to his chest. "I'm not a damn stuft animal." I growled, trying to wiggle away. "No, but your comfortable to sleep by, good cuddler!" Toby chirped in my ear, earning a chuckle from Brian.
I let the boy hold me, I was just glad I could sleep on something other than a old wood floor.
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