What is up bitchesss

Bro it's literally eight in the fucking morning.

Not even Jeff's awake.

I'm literally at work rn.

*Pic of him standing over body.*

OOO NICE ONE JEFF :D

Sometimes I forget that y'all are actually insane.

Your literally one of us Y/n, do you have memory loss?

Says you, we all know you and Jay were gay for eachother.

Y/N- NAH U DIDN'T 💀

I did 💅

Y/n did you sneak into the back closet and watch the tapes again with Tobias? If you did I'm beating your ass the next time I see you.

Bro I'm literally on the top bunk, I'm above u rn.

Oh.

Where are you?

...

GuYS HELp!?!!!!!!

Y/n?...

Guys I think Y/n's dead.

GET IT HOODSIES PURRRR

BEAT THEY'RE ASS YASSSS

IS Y/N FINALLY DEAD?!

YESSSSSS

y/n? Wait wtf

NAAHHH THEY CANT DIE!

BYE!

I can hear y/n screaming like a damn ten year old from the kitchen rn.

Yeah same, and it's a wonderful sound to wake up to.

Yeah, since you don't have eyes mf.

Stfu you grey bitch, I'll eat yo kidneys.

How the turn have tabled 😈

How tf r u already drunk?

DID YOU STEAL MY FUCKING 1950'S WINE COLLECTION?! YOU BITCH

Aside from them...How?-

I'm currently hiding in the supply closet while Nina and Brian beat eachothers asses.

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*Video attached.*

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" Brian shouted at Nina, pushing her away from him. "YOU CAN'T BE BEATING THE FUCK OUTA PEOPLE AT EIGHT IN THE MORNING!" Nina shouted back, chucking a pillow at him. "THEY'RE USED TO IT! I DO IT ALL THE TIME! ITS CALLED BONDING!" he roared, like in one of those vine videos.

I miss vine, anyways.

"Okay that's it, I'm gone." Nina backed up out of the room, and sprinted.

"Hey guys! What's up-" Toby didn't even get the change to finish his sentence before getting a knife thrown at him by Brian.

"YOU STABBED ME BITCH?! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!'

*Video end.*

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U got it on video?!

SEND IT TO ME PLZ

Ok bby *video sent.*

Wut abt me daddy? I thought I was the only one.

Uwu.

🦶

Shush peasant, daddy's working.

I-

why r they always like this?

Stfu Jeff, your always in on they're little roleplays so you have no room to talk.

Who TF says I'm willing to do it?

U saying I wanted it?

.)

be quiet.

(Snitches get stitches (imma snitch.) Has removed themselves from the chat.)

That's what I thought.

Pussy.

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Saturday, August 5th, 12: 42 am

(PROXYS PRIVATE GROUP CHAT.)

guys.

I took the boss out and right away he got assaulted by a child.

The tables, have definitely turned.

I'm surprised he went with you.

Who said he went willingly?

You guys should come down stairs, they're playing hide and seek.

It's hella funny.

THEY JUST FELL ONTO JEFF BAHAHAHAHA

Masky 🤨

I feel violated rn.

Good.

Slenders gon beat they're asses.

GET DOWN HERE Y/N OMFG

OKAY DAMN

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I went crashing down the stairs and rolled into the living room.

Laughing Jack was on the ground holding his head while Jeff was sitting on the couch with his head in his hands.

"HAHAH BITCHES!" I cackled, BEN looked the worst.

"Shut up, Y/n." Jeff growled, slumping into the recliner as a giant bruise was display on his forehead.

"Y/n! Don't pick on them." Sally chirper, looking down, she had a paper in her hands.

"Do you want to see my drawing?" She asked Sweetly, handing the crinkled up paper to me.

"That is very cute, Sally."

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3:12 am

Toby... we're going to turn into a damn stick.

NOOOOO BUT WEEDS NICE

IM NOT AAAAAHHHHH

Y/n I think all of us are going to turn into mini slenderdics.

Toby why do you look like a anime character in this pic.

Also when the fuck did you take my phone.

YOU HAD LEFT IT IN THE MUD DURING A MISSION LAST WEEK

BRO I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE WAS BEHIND ME IM SCARED NOW

AHAHAHA BE SCARED PUSSY

why is everyone so quiet?

Because you two are interesting to watch.

how does that even work for you?-

Also ur kidneys tasted A.O.K

I have my ways.

Also, I checked and I have no stitches.

So I will assume I still have my kidneys, so the who's did you take?

Ur mom's.

You guys text a lot, how do I remove myself from the chat?

you can't mwahahaha

Nvm, I found it.

(Judgemental bitch has removed themselves from the groupchat.)

How are all of you awake?

It's three in the damn morning.

Bro I see you across the room reading a damn history book on your bunk, Kate is literally passed the fuck out above you.

Well, while your awake can you tell Toby to stop snoring on the bed besides you?

just Bec Slender is to busy to get me a bunk doesn't mean you have to bully me for sleeping on the floor oml 😒

SLENDERMAN:

All of you go to bed, I'm sick of how you all are using your electronics only for "texting" about foul topics.

Go to bed.

okay dad.