《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》•Polka dotted man. pt1•
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Walking back to the mansion after getting food for myself I heard familiar voices in the distance. Maybe it's BEN and jeff... hopefully I can scare them shitless hehe.
My ears twitched in the direction their dumbass voices were coming from, not to far away. I soon heard a female voice. Y/n? Is she that stupid to go out alone with killers, that are males? Maybe it's for the better I go and scare them.
Creeping up against a tree I saw the adult and older teens sitting down near a tree stump chatting. Most likely recent issues in the outside world. BEN sitting on the stump on his damn phone with Tim smoking a cigarette and Toby carving a peace of wood with his pocket knife. Y/n was sitting on the grass tying grass peices together coming in and out of the conversation with Jeff behind her... braiding her hair?
Was she making them soft? Us soft? I sure as hell wasn't going to let that spread to me. Due to the fact Most of the killers crave years of affection but would only be used as manipulation. Such as what Jeff did with Nina. Used her for love and sucked it dry leaving her filled with his blood lust.
I silently went around the trees surrounding them as if they were prey. I was soon behind y/n's back with Jeff getting up a bit earlier just to be greeted with a "Hey E.J" y/n said while turning around. How did she know I was there? I just stared at her and fixed my posture back to straight.
"Hello, y/n" I said while sitting down beside her. She smelled of(your Favorite perfume.)
Radiating off of her body. Thank God I had ate before otherwise I would've shred her to peices.
She finished her grass crown and patted my hair, She even scratched it like a dog. Then placed the crown on my head. I smiled at this under my mask. Such a kind mortal. I noticed in the distance Jeff leaning on a tree glaring at me. What did I do? I questioned myself. Tim had noticed and scoffed, putting out his cigarette. I stood up and took off the crown and putting it in my pocket, then making my way to the manner.
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She gave him the flower crown.
She looked at him.
Touched him.
That bitch.
She was supposed to do that to me.
I don't know what I felt. Jealousy or anger.
I sure as hell don't like her like that. I thought to myself. I just didn't want the chance of me being able to gain my sanity back slip away. Maybe things would go normal again. Have my life back.
Yea sure she was good looking, but in any relationship or anything like that happened I would always try having power over them. Like I owned them, I would take my anger out on them. But y/n if I got her to like me maybe I could be happy again.
I pushed myself off the tree and grunted. Maybe she could spend the night again over at the manner.
"Hey y/n, you wanna spend the night again? You could stay in my room." I asked walking over to her. I looked at her neck. The symbol. The fuckers had already marked her.
And she didn't even know it.
Had the smiley bitch just ask me to spend the night again? Yes. Grandma was going to be gone for the night working night shift so she wouldn't notice. After re thinking it I looked up at Jeff and replied "Yeah, I can stay the night uwu daddy" I said smiling. I heard Tim behind me coughing covering up his laughter along with Toby, BEN just chuckling. "Um...okay." Jeff said awkwardly rubbing the back of his neck.
"Welp it's getting hot asf out here and I'm bored so I'm going to the manner." BEN said while standing up and putting his phone in his pocket. I soon followed along humming my favorite song and not far behind Jeff and the two proxies followed behind.
"GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHOE BACK YOU SMALL DICKED CLOWN!!" I heard clockwork yelling at L.J from the living room. It was quite obvious L had the hots for Clocky but she didn't have the time to know or care. I leaned a little off the couch looking at the little small cubby where the Front door was with hangers and other shit, and sure enough the two stood in there. Clockwork abt to stab the fucker and Laughing Jack just smiling at his new found entertainment.
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I got off the couch and walked away from BEN to where the two were arguing.
"Oi ya fucking creep give the girl her God damn shoe back bitch." I said snapping at L.J.
Clockwork seemed a bit relieved I had joined the fight hoping to get her damn shoe back.
"What are you going to do short stack" l.J teased.
I soon thought of what I did with Jeff. Made me laugh at the thought, did this guy even have balls? Let's find out.
I then replied with a grin on my face, "this." I then pulled my leg back and hit him hard enough to fall.
"UGH COCK SUCKER" l.J screeched while falling to the ground grabbing his yk.
Clocky picked up her shoe and nodded in thanks to me and headed out.
Now it was just me, L.J, BEN along with Jeff and E.J, Sally and Kage in the manner.
Kate and the other three proxies had to head out for groceries.
"Sorry pal, just kinda pissed me off." I said while kneeling to his level.
"Well, you also pissed me off y/n" He slightly smiled and then the least expected happened.
He shot up and grabbed my throat with both hands, and started choking me right there. I had gained a few breathes and managed to say "damn you kinky zaddy" and a chuckle.
BEN just watched us. Dumbass forgot that I'm mortal, not immortal.
He only got tighter and tighter by the second, then I squeeked "tighter daddy" hoping he would let go, and my wish came.
When he dropped me he wiped his hands on his over alls as if I was sick, I mean mentally yea but anyways.
"I'm usually the one with the dirty shit but you, my friend. Are dirty." He said and with that poofed.
I got up and dragged myself to the couch, Managing to catch my breath. Damn I was starting to get used to getting choked on a daily bases.
I just sat there on my phone and watching BEN half of the time play video games. Until I heard my phone buzzing and it was a notification from the groupchat.
"BEN the groupchat buzzed. Should I look at it, I'm scared." I said sarcastically.
"Yea you should, uwu daddy" He said with a hint of smile in his voice. But then he just hopped in the T.V and left.
"What the hell." I said unfazed.
I just stared at the T.V, random shi popping in and out of my empty head.
Why the hell is my name Brain.
It's Brian dumbass.
Anyways, splendors coming over
To greet the new proxy.
So just get ready.
BEN delete Brian's chat.
They can't know yet.
Don't mention anything.
What are yall talking abt.
Gae.
He almost here crazys.
Don't try setting him on fire
Toby, he is still traumatized
From that.
Also its splendorman who's coming
Y/n.
Don't be mean.
We'll see abt that mwahaha
I logged off my phone and went back to staring into space.
A few knocks at the front door brought me out of thought and made me think, who the hell knocks? Everyone here just barges in or doesn't even leave. I pushed myself off the couch with a sigh and I walked to the door.
Reaching it and about to grab the handle the door just swung open literally sent me flying across across room and hitting the wall by the stairs. Looking up and to the door and polka dotted slendic stood there with a huge ass smile on his face.
Imma bout to destroy this bitch.
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