《•CreepyPasta X Reader Parody•》•Hanging out 🥲•
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BENs POV 🍃
"Fucking btich bro" I yelled while throwing my controller across the living room. Jeff had started laughing his ass off because he won. He only won bec he has been learning from me, I tell myself.
"Aw did I make the little piss boy sad" Jeff mockingly asked. Istg one of these days imma poof him into fortnite and hope he ends up offing himself.
"What should we do today. This shi getting boring." I said not amused. "We could go stalk y/n." Jeff said plainly. Sometimes I didn't get this asswhole. "Or we could just hangout like people do." I said while standing up. After leaning on the couch my back feels like stone.
"How about a nature walk." Jeff asked looking up to me. For once in his life heh.
"What you hoes up to" Toby said while spinning his hatchet between his fingers. He had just walked down the stairs so most likely heard our whole conversation. "Nature walk. With y/n, wanna come?" I ask while scratching my legs. Even though I'm dead mosquitoe bites still itch like a bitch.
"Oh um... okay. Tim's coming with btw." He said while pointing to the guy beside him. "See I told you they were listening." Jeff whispered to me. "Yea because of proxies senses. Blame slenderdic." Toby said while walking towards us. "Okay well let's go I guess." I pulled out my phone and texted
Y/n we coming over. Shes not going to know we're coming until we get to her house.
Due to Toby crashing the car it was still being fixed my Jason, somehow Toys and cars are alike.
I was sitting at the kitchen table eating ice cream when I heard my phone buzz. When I picked it up it was chats from the groupchat which I tapped and logged on to.
Hey we are on our way.
To nature walk.
With you.
Almost there.
Bye biotch.
Um okay uwu daddy.
Hey get off my slut, bitch.
Get your slut off my dick, bitch.
I typed while shutting my phone off. I was about to go out in the woods with serial killers and the last time that happened I got knocked out and I think I only have one kidney now.
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I went upstairs Into my mom's room looking for her pepper spray. It felt wrong being in there. I would either get screamed at or get comforted in here. I found it easily with it sitting on the night stand along with a pocket knife. Just for good measures.
I was sitting at the kitchen table about thirty feet from the front door waiting for the creepypasta asswholes to barge in.
"God damn its already been 30 min-" I was cut off by a crash upstairs. Coming from my bedroom, the last time that happened I later had a knife to my throat.
I heard murmuring and talking from voices making their way towards the top of the stairs. Did they really come through my window? Imbeciles.
"Y'know you could've came through the front door right?" I cuff my hands and yell towards the stairs.
"Y-ea we knew that y/n, just wanted to make a surprise entery." Toby said while stepping off the last step with a smile peeking over his mask. With BEN, Jeff and Masky following behind him.
"Hm, yea right." I grin at him.
The small group of males make their way to the table and sit down. Masky sitting infront of me surprisingly without his mask. I honestly thought he was just insecure. But that's my slow mind talking. He made eye contact with me then took a quick glance at my neck and then looked the other way. Weird.
He grabbed out a pack of cigarettes and I quickly swatted them away. "No way man, if my grandma smells that shi she will either think my mom's home or I'm smoking. Two ways to get her Into a bad mood." I said frowning. Masky just nodded in response slipping them back into his pocket.
I heard a noise coming from beside me and it was Toby digging in my fridge. "Well thanks for asking for a snack." I say sarcastically glaring at him. "Your welcome darling." Toby responded with grabbing a go-gurt. BEN was sitting on the counter and unsurprisingly on his phone. Jeff was sitting on the otherside of Masky intensly staring at me. Dumb ass hoe.
"Um... I'm already beautiful so no more thoughts about changing me Jeffrey." I say while snapping my fingers in front of his eyes, in response he leaned back and replied with "Well you need it." Smugly.
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"Heyyyy don't be mean you fugly ass smiling biotch." Toby said while walking over and practically pushing Jeff out of his chair causing him to fall back.
Me and BEN snickerd at Jeff's action only leading to me and BEN getting chased around my house with a cooking fnife Jeff found on the table.
After my action and y/n along with BEN laughing at his action leaving them getting chased around y/ns house.
I just sat watching them run in and out of the kitchen with BENs occasional screech. Y/n was actually pretty fast and good with agility.
Tim was just staring into space while this all happened so I spoke up.
"Do you think y/n will do a good job as proxy?" I asked while nudging his arm.
"I mean she's good and all but she's just going to end up like all the other dumbasses at the manner." Tim bluntly replied. Wow. That was more honest then it needed to be.
"I think she will do fine." I said out loud, but then Tim loosed up a little. "Hey Toby, have you seen her like... talk to people? That aren't there? Like in the hallway sometimes she will wave at someone but no one's there. It's starting to really creep me out." Tim said while rubbing his cheek, He actually seemed concerned.
"Yea, but we can't judge her, I mean look at us." I laughed.
Soon y/n and BEN ran in the room with Jeff not following to far behind. Y/n put her hand into a drawer and pulled out a butchers knife alike to Jeff's.
"Come closer or I will shove this so far up yo ass you will be tasten metal for the rest of the week." Y/n said in a deep manly voice. That shit made me laugh. Before she carried on with her threats I pulled out my phone and sat a cross the table filming the whole thing and Tim knew, He grinned and winked at me.
"Well maybe I like the taste of metal." Jeff replied licking the knife. "Damn bitvh you freaky" y/n said while twirling hers. "Yea. I am." Jeff said smirking and stepping closer, knife raised.
A glint of thought showed in her eyes.
Flashbacks.
Jeff had raised his knife after responding to my joke.
A flashback to the first night I met him. And the other times. So close to death.
This is what b/f/n saw once they died.
All alone.
"Y/n um we about to get stabbed in a sexual way" BEN said while poking my cheek. I came back to the present and saw Jeff lowering his knife and stepping closer.
I grabbed BENs head and put his neck up to the knife. While doing it I whispered "I won't harm you in any way so don't freak out." And he nodded while smirking. Toby was on his phone and Masky had his mask off watching us as if we were a live action movie.
"Istg I will slit yo side hoes neck bitch. Step.one.inch.closer and he dies." I said in my 💅manly💅 voice.
Jeff stepped back and dropped his knife dramatically. "F-fine. Don't hurt him please, I crave sex so bad I won't be a man and speak to a woman." He said while kneeling down, Damn that hit to close to home lmao.
I pushed BEN to Jeff and fell to the ground laughing my ass of like peppa pig does at the end of every episode after being a 🤌bad bitch 🤌.
Jeff stands up and BEN walks to the table for his phone. "Damn we should've been recording that shit, it was funny asf." BEN sighed.
Toby smiles and replies, "we did."
"What." The three of us say out loud.
"Welp let's go on that walk!" Toby cheered while heading to the door. Obviously not wanting to get chased by a Joker reject, I-pad kid and a weirdo teen.
Me and the other three followed along.
"Dam, hope I don't find no hentai out in this bitch" I muttered to myself and laugh shortly after.
But seriously.
Were there other "things" like slender out there?
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