Monfreakingday. Employees always complain that the weekend was short? So am I! I want to take a vacation but I can't.

I just want to go around the world with Ella and leave our children for a month. Those hellions can take care of themselves. They have a full staff on standby.

I remember when we tried to go to an unscheduled date night Gabriel freaking threatened me that he will call child protective services because I am them. Only me not including their mother.

Wow. I should have leave Gabriel's ass in the Jail. Instead of getting scared Gabriel might enjoy staying in Jail. I swear he already knows the names of all the officers there.

Gabriel and Grey even bought 10 pizza boxes to feed all the officers including the prisoners. I know because they use my card. How rude.

I sigh and slump on my chair. Can I pass the company to Grey already?

I am sure he can manage the company and study at the same time. He'll still graduate with honors.

I stare at my phone it is still 1pm. Two hours more to go. Great.

I grab my fountain pen and continue to sign all the pending contracts that I approved last week.

I was in the middle of signing another documents when my door was slammed open.

All my children entered my office.

I panicked for a second because I thought they broke my glass door again.

"Daddy! Daddy!" All 5 of them are talking the same time.

"Silence! For godsakes breathe!" I exclaimed.

Funnily enough all my children inhale at the same time. They look so cute.

"Okay. Good. Now that you are all relax. Grey explain. Why are you here at 1pm? Your school was until 4pm."

Grey shrugged his shoulders and said "We decided to skip school."

I arc my eyebrow.

Grey just nonchalantly revealed that they to skip school. They are not even afraid of any repercussions.

I cross my arms on my chest and ask "May I ask why?"

"It was boring daddy." Ameera

"True." Jamison

"We already know our lessons." Parker

"I already finished reading all my books on all subjects." Grey said.

"Daddy they can't teach us all the things that we already know. The teachers are always pissed off when I point out that they are explaining the topic wrong." Gabriel said.

What response was appropriate in this situation? I can be all strict and told them off that skipping school was prohibited.

If I analyze my children's situation I can understand where they are coming from. I swear having smart kids was a pain in the ass.

"So since you skip school you decide to come to my office?" I ask.

"Yeps." Gabriel answered.

I am already an accessory to their crimes right?

Great.

Without any questions my children make themselves comfortable on my couch and simultaneously brings out the books that they are currently reading.

Grey was reading pride and prejudice.

Parker was reading anatomy and physiology

Jamison was reading Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone.

Ameera was reading Princess diaries.

Gabriel was reading How to build a nuclear Bomb and other weapon of Mass Destruction.

What the fuck? Where did he even bought that? I know all the books inside my library and that was not included.

"Where did you get that book Gab?"

"Amazon daddy. I used your card."

Of course he did. I open my messages from my credit card and sure enough that book cost $13.99.

I thought Gabriel's facinations on bombs was just a phase but when he ask one of the MIB's to help him find WWII bomb in our backyard so he can detonate it at 7 years old I already accepted that either he'll be a terrorist or a scientist. I hope to God it's the latter.

I return to my seat and continue where I left off. I was re-reading one of the contracts when Scott knocks and enter my office. He was surprise that all my spawns are inside my office.

"Hey uncle Scott." Parker greeted softly.

"Hiyii!" Jamison and Ameera said.

"Sup dude!" Gabriel greeted while Grey just gave Scott a head tilt.

"Hi kids! Didn't expect to see of you here." Scott greeted

"Neither do I Scott." I replied tiredly.

Scott grin at me. He gave me another set of contracts and escape back to his office.

Grey stops reading his book and stands up.

He drag one chair beside my desk and sit beside me.

He lift his feet and place it on my lap. I raise my eyebrow at him.

"Can you at least remove your shoes Grey?"

Grey nonchalantly toed his shoes off and let it drop unceremoniously on the floor.

I sit properly so I can accomodate the calf of my 18 y/o kid without cutting off my leg circulation.

Grey grab one folder and read it.

He signs his name after rereading everything. Grey technically already inherited my company at 18. So he is allowed to sign our contracts.

"Daddy they purposely paraphrase thix clause to make a loophole." Grey murmured.

I peered on what clause he was talking about and said "encircle the clause and we will give it back to Scott." Grey nodded and set aside the folder before getting another folder.

I got distracted when Jamison got my phone from my desk. Take note without permission.

He easily opened it because my wife and children knows my password.

Jamison calls someone on my phone.

"Hello can you buy us food please?

Uhm we want."

Jamison looked at Grey and Grey just nodded so Jamison grin.

"It's his turn to choose our food daddy." Grey murmured.

"On my card right?" I ask sarcastically.

"Yep."

"I want a 3 large meat lovers pizza, a bucket of fries. 2 tubs of cookies and cream and two 2L of Coke. Oh can you find a place that sells 12pcs of fried chicken? Thank you!"

Jamison ends the call and return my phone on my desk.

"The MIB said it will be here in 30 minutes." Jamison said.

"You know that all of you just ate 2 hours ago right? And our dinner was at 6pm." I reminded Jamison.

"That was 2 hours ago daddy. That's different. That was lunch. This is snack. Dinner is after 3 hours daddy. We'll have an ulcer if we wait that long." Jamison answered.

How did my 10 year old child know about gastric ulcers? Probably he read one of Parker's books.

I shake my head and continue to sign everything. I want to finish my work early so I can bring all my kids at home. They might order another batch of snacks if I prolong my work.

After 30 minutes one of the MIB knocks and enter my office. Grey immediately remove his legs on my lap and sit on the couch barefoot.

At the sight of food my son leaves me suddenly. I sigh.

I hear my children thanks the MIB.

Okay last contract for the day!

I was surprise when a small hand grab my arm.

I look down and see Ameera looking up at me smiling.

"Let's eat daddy!"

I kiss her forehead and close the folder of the contract I am currently reviewing. This contract can wait I'll finish this tomorrow.

As soon as I sat down on the couch Grey placed a plate in front of me and one by one Parker, Jamison and Gabriel filled my plate with food.

I did not expect that this particular monday will be this way. Don't get me wrong, I don't encourage my kids to skip school just to accompany me here in the office but maybe homeschooling is much better?

I'll even place 5 more tables inside my office to accomodate all of them.

It was just an idea okay. Am I a clingy parent? Definitely yes. Do I care? Fuck no.