《Innocent or Dirty?》Who are you #1
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Hello, Is this Junell?
Umm who are you?
: Come on baby girl. Don't be like that to daddy. Don't you remember last night?
: Umm, no I'm not your daughter. And I never met anyone yesterday. But is your name actually "daddy"? That's funny.
: Yes, you can call me daddy. But, Junell why are you acting like you don't know me.
Umm you can call me Jimin. And what's wrong with your daughter? Did she run away?😱
:Oh btw, Junell is a pretty name. You did well in naming her Daddy.
Um, yeah I know it's a pretty name. It's your name.
: Daddy I said I'm not your daughter, Junell. Call me Jimin😇.
Why did you type Junell? I told you I'm not your daughter!
Junell baby, I just want to see you why are you ignoring me. I just wanted to have fun like we did last night.😢
I'm not a fetus don't call me baby. And I'm also not your daughter.
Stop calling me this. I'm gonna start crying. It sounds like you're calling me a liar.😭
Junell! You better quit this shit before I punish you!
Excuse me. This is this phone's owner's dad and I do not appreciate you speaking to my son like that. Now please stop texting this number before I report you. Thank you have a wonderful day.
What the fuck? Junell! What is this shit. Just text me back like a normal person. And how do you expect me to have a good day when you won't answer me.
Hey Daddy sorry about that. I started crying cause you kept calling me your daughter and you cursed at me so my dad got worried and took my phone.
Wait, are you actually not Junell?
No I'm not your daughter. First of all my name is Jimin. Second of all, I'm an 18year old male.
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And can you please change my name?
I'm sorry about all of this.
And sure. I'll change your name but only if you take the ? No question mark needed.
Ok 😃
😃
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So what can I do to prove to you for once that I'm not your daughter, Junell?
😃 First of she's not my daughter second of all send me a picture of you.
? Ok then.
😃 Holy shit! Jimin you're beautiful. But.. how can u just send pictures of urself online??
Hey! Don't curse. Daddy can I also see what you look like?😄
😃Sure thing.😏
😃
OMG! UwU, you are the most good looking/adorable person I've ever seen.
Well except for my friend Taehyung.
😃I'm glad you like how I look.
😃Oh yeah let me do one more thing.
🍑
🍑 Why did you put a peach next to my name?
😃Are you really 18? You're so innocent.
🍑 Yes I am 18 and I'm proud of being innocent. Oh yeah how old are you?
😃 I turned 22 this year🙃
🍑 Oh that's cool. I turn 19 this year too.
🍑Oops, my dad is calling me to go to sleep. Bye.
😃 Wait, you go to sleep so early?
🍑Yes my bed time is at 8:45.
😃Wtf😂😂 you're so cute.
🍑 Bye hyung talk to you tomorrow.💜
😃Bye
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