"Do you wanna Know how I got these scars?" I said twirling the blade in my hand as I closed into the guy before me. I licked my lip feeling the scar on it and raised a eyebrow at him."Well?"

"Ay Doll thats my line..."

I turned and saw Joker light up the last of the papers. I never existed. Scarecrow replaced the conference's and a few citizens memories of me with another mayor. Just a few scraps of people remeber Victoria Corleone.

I tapped my blade to my chin as I looked around a bit. A bowl of peppermints sat next to a stack of papers. I reached over and got two. Popping one in my mouth and shoving the other in the guys mouth. "You wont get away with this both of you are sick!" He muttered and I flicked my blade so it rested on his eyelid.

"Actually no...You know what I am? I am a Businessman. The one that made that weed you smoked during your break. And one thing I always do is deals." I said and slid the blade making a small cut as his other eye widened in fear.

I smacked my lips and stood up straight. "Lets make a deal..." I said stepping back and grinning as I looked at joker that was messing with Doctor James.

"Why so Serious, Doll? Lets put a smile on that face!" He slurred and the woman struggled to get out of his grip. "Now Now Doc. Every Girl deserves a guy that makes her smile...even if she doesn't want to-"

He let her slide down the wall and wiped his bloody gloved hand on the white wall. "Finally adding some red to these damn walls." He muttered and walked up to me and saw the guy that was shivering in fear. "Thought of a line?" He said and I smiled.

"Dr. Sam...I have a sweet tooth for red and white...If I keep your candies, I will let you keep one of your eyes." I said and tears spilled out of his eyes as I hugged the bowl of mints. "Miss V you shouldn't do this. Listen to me your sick all because of him!"

I rolled my eyes and popped another candy in my mouth as I heard the sirens stop outside and the smoke get to thick. "Do we have a deal? Its a Deal I am Sure you wont refuse!" I cackled and stabbed my blade into him as he screamed bloody murder. The blood stained my new white jumpsuit i had gotten this morning.

He yelled and I stuffed another candy in his mouth. "Listen here doc..." I said handing Jack a candy. "This Clown master mind is not responsible for this Evil Genius that had you all fooled. I do give him credit it was his idea for me to be mayor." I said and kissed Joker on the cheek and rubbed his hair.

"Nice doing business with you. But keep in mind my deals are in favor of my Victory." I said laughing as Joker rolled his eyes and threw a grenade in as we made a run for the exit.

The City was slowly recovering and I had helped it a bit secretly. But not to much because Jack said it took the fun out of things if its to easy.

We ended up on the top of the unfinished building. It had a wire connected from the building to a tall vine thing I had Ivy make for me. When we were ready we would just swing to the bottom and be in the alley close to my maze.

"I think I'm getting to ya doll." Joker said as I smiled and ate another candy. Damn these are good. "Am I stealing your thunder? Ruining your act? Or uh, Spoiling your Jokes?" I taunted as we saw the asylum up in flames. "Its nice to see we give the firemen and construction workers Jobs, Huh Doll?" He said as I looked at his faded make up.

"We aren't sick...we just think outside of the box." I said and Clicks were heard as I saw Batman stand right there. "Didn't I kill you? Damn those amazing gadgets and the genius that made them." I said knowing well who made them.

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought I killed him..." Joker cackled as he grabbed onto the wire. "I don't think I would have to steal banks." He said and laughed.

"Victory don't do this again, your suffering from insanity and this clown is just making it worse." He said and my smile dropped as I got a tighter grip on the wire right next to joker.

"You Got it all Wrong BatMan..." Joker chuckled as I saw him get closer. Batman couldn't see the wire from were he was.

"I don't suffer from Insanity...I happen to enjoy it very much!"

Joker got my blade and brought it up cutting the wire as Batman charged at us. Just like I had planned to get a small boost we jump kicked batman back and fell down the building laughing our asses off with the remainder of our face paint streaming down our faces.

Landing at the bottom in a bush as we disappeared out of his sight and he looked down the building. The look on his face just read. 'Great now two psychopaths' I turned To Joker that was still laughing and straightened up. There had to be one mature one if I wanted to go home.

"Aw Fuck...We left the peppermints up there!" He groaned and I shook my head. I looked up at the building and saw batman glide away to the asylum. "Do you want to jump off the building again?" I asked and he let out a chuckle and planted a kiss on me with the faint taste of the sugary peppermint puffs.

"See...Who ever said Insanity was suffering."

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