"Hehehe...You boys ready ta go?" I sang and they shook there heads. We split up threw the maze as chuckles took the dogs down a hall. "Dont mess up or you will get lost and wish you died." I said and laughed.

I adjusted my coat and my hat walking out into the gray day. I slowly walked down the street as I passed by the windows on my way to were they will be meeting up.

"No Batman Suck!" I heard a child voice. I saw two children around 5 years of age ahead argue as they saw the reporters. "No...The Joker does! Batman can beat him up and everything! Joker is Crazy Clown!" The Boy said and I internally growled as I held the knife in my hand.

"Well at least he laughs and doesn't dress up as a rat with wings! I bet you wouldnt say that if you saw him!" The little girl said and the boy laughed at her. "Yeah right. If I saw him I would totally kick his Bu-"

I cleared my Throat as I walked closer and they both looked at me. I smirked showing off my bloody grin as their eyes widened with fear.

Ah the child's fear...so innocently pure. The boys eyes teared up and he ran to his mother crying.

The girl didnt run away, why didnt she run away? She should be terrified screaming and crying because of the monster she saw before her. Should I Take my blade out? I just want to see her smile. And the only way they smile with me is with this...

"I like your scars, kick Batman's butt for me. So I can laugh at Johnny." She said with her big gray eyes and smiled then left. Well that wasn't the smile I expected.

I gripped my blade and slid it out as I crossed the street. The stage a few yards away as I slipped into the crowd.

I adjusted the ear piece I had and cleared my Throat. "So what do you have for me Chuckles?" I asked pushing threw the crowd towards the front.

"We found a Microphone at the stage...its all yours." He said and I chuckled as I saw the black Microphone and took off my coat. I slid the gun and blade out and turned on the mic.

I tabbed it and the sound echoed threw the speakers. Everyones head turned in fear as I chuckled into the Microphone. I slowly walked up the stage as all their eyes darted to me and widened in fear.

"Wow...Looks Like I got a Big crowd tonight huh?" I said and laughed in the microphone.

"H-How did You Get Here?" The man at the podium asked and I smiled as the guards pointed their guns at me. "I took a Taxi." I said and snickered. "Oo Tough Crowd."

"J-joker. Back Up. You are surrounded." I heard and ai turned around and saw a cop pointing the gun at me. "Oh well look at that...I am. Because I just obviously came up on stage unprepared and there aren't over 50 of my henchmen in these huge 'Guarded' buildings of yours that obviously Don't have guns pointing at every person here." I said looking at him after talking.

His eyes stayed on me and he swallowed the lump in his throat and I grinned. "But that would be no fun now would it?" I said and shot him in the head. Before the other guards were shot and they fell to the floor.

"Good job boys. If you would have failed I would have haunted you till you committed suicide." I said and giggled. I saw a blur from the corner of my eye and turned to see Batman throw a fist at me.

I stumbled back and went to the man at the podium. I held my knife to the man's mouth and smiled at Batman. I leaned into the mic and laughed.

"You see there Gotham? I uh, peacefully walked up over here and said that there aren't people in these building pointing at all these citizens...then uh, this guy comes and starts sending punches. Your lucky my men didn't shoot all these people down." I said and Batman stood there glaring at me.

"Stop Joker..." He said and I laughed. "Okay Fine I will." I said and pushed the guy off the stage and he fell down. I looked over at him on the ground and winced. "Oops it slipped." I said and dropped The knife on the podium.

Batman looked at me unsure. "Why...are you giving in?" He asked and I laughed again. "Okay everyone think about it. I got into Uptown Gotham. The safest part in the whole state. I got into the prison and all the living prisoners work for me and the GCPD Burned the Asylum and City Hall and placed a bomb in Gordon's car. Oops I ruined the surprise." I said and his eyes widened slightly.

"Do ya actually think that if ya take this chance I will stop playing? I do all the dirty work because its fun but even if I am locked up in a cell that I know better than almost anyone...I will still play my game. And if you agree with me the. The only way for a game over is to run out of lives." I taunted laughing as I kicked my gun to him.

I turned to the podium and leaned on it. "Wouldnt you all want to see Batman kill me...he is missing a chance here. Just tell him. Kill me!" I said and he stormed up to me ready to beat the living asylum lights out of me.

He breathed out and growled out. "Not ever Joker." He said and cuffed me. A gasp was heard threw them as they saw he didn't kill me. "We found a new cell for you...underground in the asylum that was abandoned. I am certain you will rot in there." He said and I rolled my eyes.

"Your no fun-"

"

We all looked around as the speakers made a noise and hen they looked at Batman. A shot was heard and someone screamed as a body fell down from the crowd and they started yelling.

"Separate your hands as much as you can and lift them up." I heard a low voice come from my ear piece and then the speakers creaked.

"

Batman slowly let go of my arm and stepped away from me not taking his eyes off me as I smiled and shrugged. "I am as clueless as you." I said and he looked around.

"

Even I followed what the low voice said and I chuckled. I saw even the reporters did as they were told and the camera was recording everything.

"Now don't....Move."

A nother shot was heard and everyone started screaming again.

"

As soon as the word left the guys mouth everyone started screaming louder. Well...except me, I was laughing. Batman turned away from me with his back facing me as he skimmed the building.

Two shot were heard. Well it sounded like one. But I know it was two, because on shot the chain of the cuffs and the other shot a toy out of batman.

He quickly bent down to pick it up and I took my chance. "For The Joy of it!" I yelled and kicked batman from behind making him fall over the stage as I scrambled away laughing.

Everyone started screaming and running around as the speakers rumbled.

"

I saw batman get up but I tapped my ear piece. "Hold him off boys." The shootings began and he started to protect people.

I grabbed the microphone and laughed into it. "Take in thought Gotham...this wouldn't be happening if Batman would have killed me. He had his turn and he passed. Now its my turn again."

"

I dropped the mic and went the corner as the cop cars sped by and made dramatic turns racing down the road. One car made a U - Turn and stopped right in front off me. The door opened and I saw a clown mask. "Lets Go"

"

I jumped in and smiled as we drove away the opposite direction of the chaos. "Aw wasn't that just refreshing...how much did you get from the bank?" I asked but he just kept quiet and drove on

"Answer me!" I said turning his face towards me and we screeched to a stop. "Its all in there..." He said and I opened the door and got off. "Go crash the car somewhere." I said and slammed it closed.

"

I went up the building and looked over it and chuckled. Well I actually like the Bloody Games. I chuckled to my self and saw the light up side of gotham to my right and the burned down side to my left.

"

I pulled out the ear piece and cursed it. I then saw grayish green fog rise from were I was once at and then footstep.

I turned and saw Bozo come in with Chuckles and Grumpy. They dumped all the bags and Bozo looked over too them. "Leave." He said lowly and as soon as they left he walked up to me and looked at my cuffed wrists.

"Your welcome..." He said sternly and I clenched up my fist. "Getting a little bossy huh Bozo? Just because you got a lucky shot?" I said and he let out a growl and pulled his mask off.

"I never Miss, You Clown."

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