The Joker walked down the maze looking ahead as His henchmen carried his new toys. He remembered going inside this maze when he escaped the asylum.

He then stopped and stood there silent.

All his henchmen crashed into each other to not bump into Their Scary Boss. Joker poked the inside of his cheek with his tongue and turned his head to the side.

He heard voices and mumbles down a corridor. He and V were the only ones that used this maze. He didn't want anyone using it either. He clenched his jaw and took out his gun and blade.

"Bingo...Take them all back to the warehouse. Chuckles, Grumpy...follow me. Now." He said and shuffling was heard as the henchmen hurried off and the other two followed him.

They went down the hall until Joker saw a door. It looked like a closet. The one where he had taken that Machete thing from...Her. Except this one was slightly open.

He cocked his gun and kicked the door open revealing 4 guys with 3 duffel bags each. He pointed his gun at them and they scrambled for their guns. Joker shot one of them in the arm and they stopped.

"Why boys...you shouldn't uh...be here." He sang and they looked up at him in fear. They only looked at two people with this much fear. And well one of them was before them.

Joker walked up to the guy in the middle. The one he had shot had a eye patch over his eye. The guy looked at him with so much fear in one eye it covered both of them.

"Why are you here?" Joker growled as they backed away, dropping the duffel bags and backing away as he stepped closer. "You look scared...is it the scars? Wanna Know how I got them?" He said and they back away.

They didn't want to know. They new they didn't want anything to do with those horrid scars of his. They were only doing their job, they didn't want to listen to stories last time they did marlin lost his eye with his boss.

"W-we are just leaving Mr.V's money. E-every 2 weeks we give her the money and take some products. B-but since she is gone she told us to leave the money here." He said and The Joker laughed.

"When exactly did she uh tell ya this hmm?" He asked as they exchanged worried looks. "Two weeks ago before she left." He said and The Joker walked up to the guy.

"Haven't ya seen the news? Didn't you see what I did?" He said referring how she killed her. He was laughing from anger how they thought he would believe this.

They didn't know she was dead. They just followed orders. Mr.V's orders. They hadn't heard of her but they didn't even think she was dead. "Open the bags..." He growled and they didn't hesitate to reveal the cash.

"Ya know whats funny? The fact that you take advantage Mr-...Your uh Boss is gone to just uh, steal from her." He said grabbing the guys throat anger rising in him as his laughs got louder.

"N-n-no we are just dropping off th-AHH!" The guy held his cheek and looked up to The Joker. This made the Joker angrier and laugh louder as he kneeled down to grab the guy by the collar.

"Wow your one uh, tough one." He sang as he saw the guys eye turn red. "My boss took my eye out in the process of a hour, Joker...This was nothing." He muttered and thats when Joker lost it.

He stabbed him till his face was disfigured. Shooting the other guys and nearly stabbing their heads off. The last guy lost all of his cheeks and got a broken jaw.

He stood up and looked at what was before him. Now that he thought of it they seem brave enough and strong enough to work for ...her. But oops. He killed them. Joker didn't listen anymore, he only listened to one person and that person was gone.

"Guess we get a early christmas present boys...take the money." He said as the two henchmen took ten sacks. Joker took 5 bags, 3 in one and 2 in the other. He started walking out and left the dead bodies to rot shutting the door.

"Now...which way did we come from?" Joker said and giggled to himself as they looked at the 5 corridors. He laughed again and turned to a hall. "Well this will be fun."

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I jumped off the building and landed in the alley. I took in a breath and shook my head. This is were I first kissed her.

I heard something and I hid in the shadows and heard a giggle that made me clench my fists.

"And ya guys doubted me...I told ya I would get out." I heard and another giggle. "We uh, never doubted you boss." I heard a shaky voice. "Do ya think I'm stupid? Don't lie to me." I heard him growl as The Joker got in my sight. "Sorry Boss"

One of the henchmen saw me and shot. Thats when I charged at Joker and tackled him down. We landed on my the duffel bags he had and I started punching. Letting go of the furry I had for past few weeks.

The henchmen grabbed me and pulled me off as I swung at them. A shot was heard and I felt a sudden pain go up my arm bur I just kept hitting. I kept hitting this one henchmen and then the laughter.

I looked down at the unconscious clown masked guy and got off him. I looked around and found a small gun on the floor. I picked it up and aimed at the Guy's leg. Im not killing him...I hurt guys alot when I fight them. I pulled the trigger and heard something slide out.

A small pole with a flag that read 'Bang' came out as I growled and slammed the gun against the wall. Thats when the little pole shot out and stabbed into a tree.

Joker and his stupid toys...

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(Joker'sPOV)

"Aw I lost My gun..." I muttered and went to My office. I started working on a new toy to place in the hospital for fun. It was basically a little arm that splatted pie in your face.

I tightened a screw and waved my hand before it and saw it snap. I laughed in joy as I saw it worked. Hahaha. It Works! I got up and went down stairs...I screwed it to the side of the doorway and went to the kitchen to get My special pie.

The pie looked delicious but I bet the acid in it would eat my tongue off. I snapped the pie in and sat down to watch T.V weighting for my first victim as I chuckle to my self.

A hour passed when I watched the news as they talked about me. "Aw look Im Famous..." I giggled and thats when I heard a splat. I snapped my head as the guy wiped his face and they cursed.

"Hahaha" I started as I stood up and looked at him as he started cursing again and then yelling. I saw little steam come off his face as I grabbed my face and started laughing harder as his screams grew louder.

I saw him drop to the floor as he yelled and people came to see why he was screaming. They saw what looked like The Ghost Riders first transformation and gagged at the smell of burning flesh.

They put two in two together as another guy walked threw the door way and a pie splatted against his face making me laugh so loud you couldn't hear it.

The pie contents fell on the floor burning threw the floor as they both screamed. After they passed out Chuckles stood standing over them with a confused face. "What happened to them?" He asked and The other henchmen looked at him like if he was stupid and I just laughed again. "Boss pulled another prank on them."

"Whats wrong with them? Its just Pie." He said and I giggled wiping tears from my face.

"Well maybe he is allergic." I said and left the room to make more pies.

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