"So how Have you been?" I asked him and he straightened his tie. "Horrible...The Joker escaped again. I thought they had him in high security. I might need you to make me a few more gadgets." He said and I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah ill get them to you in a few days...for a good guy, you shouldn't be making business with someone like me. Im just as bad as That stupid clown" i said and he glared at me. "The difference is I don't have to deal with you...thank god for that." He muttered the last part and I smiled and licked the scar on my lip.

"So you're in the city...why?" He asked and I chuckled. "Just thought I pass by...since Gambol died the dealers don't work here any more." I said and He nodded. "You Know because of that stupid Clown you call a nemesis." I said and he glared at me once again.

"He isn't stupid...he has killed many people and very cleverly, Unfortunately" He started. " Yeah this city should be really scared..." I said sarcastically.

"I have No Idea what Joker is gonna do...I just wanna be In peace. I tried to leave for a while but then this new guy called bane came and well...here I am. I even sometimes hope I die in a battle or something but no. Im too fun to kill." He said and I chuckled.

"I could arrange that..."

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(Joker's POV)

Me and some henchmen dressed up as Penguin's henchmen and got 'Arrested' by my other Henchmen. We are currently in a 'Locked' cell in the police station.

"What were they doing?" A officer asked. Chuckles stood in the uniform and answered. "They were counting stolen money...Have it right here." He said and lifted up a sack.

The officer looked over at us...I sat with my head in my knees hiding my face as the cell doors opened. "Lets get you guys in the Night Cells." He said. "Take the money to the back..." He said

"Yeah Um I lost the Key." Chuckles said and I bit my tongue, holding in a laugh. "Here use mine." He said giving him the keys when the other henchmen in uniforms came and took us out of the cell.

I had a hoodie on that hid my warpaint perfectly. We walked and before we would split up the officer spoke up. "Stand up straight buddy." He said and walked past me. I chuckled and he froze. He started reaching for his gun but I flipped my blade out and put it to his throat. Coffee was spilled and all the sleepy officers choked on their donuts. I licked my scars and smiled.

I started to cackle as they fumbled for their guns. Chuckles and the henchmen went to the back while I played with the officers. "Well well well...Isn't This a surprise?" I said grabbing the guys taser. "Joker let him go you're surrounded...and in a police station." He said smacking my lips and I laughed.

"Cant you People get a hint? You know its never uh, straight forward with me." I said walking to the wall with switches. I saw my henchmen start coming out with my guns. "Just listen to uh, me" I said when they saw all the guns no match for theirs.

Dopey handed me a grenade and I smiled. "Lets not blow things out of proportion." I pulled the ring off the grenade and threw it at them. They all ducked and I sliced the guys throat and tasered the box with switches causing all the lights to go out.

I started laughing as I heard them fumble for cover. I walked to the back of the room putting the gas mask on to protect me from the gas of the grenade. I heard them getting light headed and start

To laugh.

The rest of my henchmen came and I saw grumpy come. "There all out...the trucks are outside." He said and I chuckled as they started loading the trucks up. I filled up my pockets with knives and my gun. I walked out passing all the laughing cops.

I walked put side and stood in front of the department. Chuckles came and handed me a remote with the red button as I looked at the green gas leak out of the building. "And Now For The closing Act!" I sang

A punch threw me aside and Nocked the wind out of me. I stood up and looked over laughing at him. "Oooh out in the day light, Huh Batsy? You just in time for the uh, closing act." I said and he came at me.

I waved the control and he stopped. "Ya know, about to blow up a police station full of laughing Officers reminded me of ah, joke." I taunted with my thumb hovering above the red button. He glared at me with annoyance and I giggled.

"So there is a guy that gets pulled over by ah Officer, officer says 'Your eyes looked blood Shot...Have you been Smokin?'" I said walking in between him and the station. "Joker Just give me the remote, I don't have time for your jokes." He spoke in that weird voice of his.

"And the guy says 'well officer, Your eyes look Glazed...Have you been eating Donuts?" I said and started laughing

I stepped aside as Batman ran towards me. He turned around and swung a fist at me while I snapped the blade in my shoe and kicked him. He stumbled back as my cackles died down.

"I love jokes...Makes Me wanna Burst out Laughing. " I said and Pressed the button.

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(Victory's POV)

"You know harley...To bad you don't like Joker anymore. I know how you could of made him love you for sure." I said looking up from my desk. She looked at me and then away as I smirked.

"Mistah J Does love me..." She said answering my suspicions. All day I had asked her questions and she finally proved she wasn't sane. "But thats in the past...I have my eye on someone else." She said and I chuckled.

"Well If I was you...I would help Joker by surprise." I said and she just stared at me with interest. "You now sweets, He likes bombs...so next time he is gonna go rob somewhere, set a bomb to explode after. When he finds out who did it he will be so happy...because he loves explosions and chaos...and you did it." I said slowly and chuckling to my self.

I saw her brain begin to work as she processed my words. "But I don't...l-like Him any more. I wanna help ya. What Can I do?" She asked.

"Well hon, don't want to get you hurt now do we?" I said standing up. She walked in front of me and looked up. "Please! I can do...a lot of things." She lifting her hand to touch my chest.

I clenched it and she started panicking as I squeezed it harder and backed her up against the wall. "You wanna live a painless life? Don't touch me. You think the joker is bad, well Im way worse." I said and let her go.

Her eyes started to water up at the strength used at her wrist. She grabbed her hand and looked at were my gloved hand was. "Don't worry Mistah V Im a big girl...I can Take a lot."

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(Joker's POV)

"Good job boys...who set up the uh, bombs? Remind me who It is so I don't Kill ya by accident." I said and dumped all the stuff I had on the table. I turned around licking my lips as I looked at the henchmen exchange glances.

"We thought you did that before hand boss." Grumpy said and then I heard a high pitched giggle. I let out a groan as the jingling of bells came closer.

"So Mistah J, did you like my surprise?" She said bouncing in front of me. I raised a eyebrow at her and smacked my lips. "What uh, Surprise...?" I asked and she giggled.

"The control...that made the police station explode." She shrieked.

"Go get ready for ah, bank robbery tomorrow boys." I snapped and they all left leaving me with her. "You did that? Were did you get that Idea from?" I asked.

I know she couldn't have come up with that herself. She jumped at me and started hugging me. "Oh Mistah J you loved it!" She said and kissed me. I pushed her off me making her hit the wall. She slid down giggling. "Were did you get that from!?!" I yelled at her and her giggles died.

"Uhmmm, Mistah V Said That if I still loved ya I could try that. And since I do I did it....and saw it worked. " she said and started giggling with joy. "Mistah V?" I asked...

"You Idiot!" I yelled at her and she stopped.

"Now He Nows Your Up To Something!" I yelled and her eyes started to water. "But I told him I didnt Like ya...and I do so-" she started and I hit her. She grabbed her cheek and started crying.

"But I thought ya would Like If I-" she started and I hit her again. This annoying little bell is annoying the hell out of me."Well, get something straight in that uh, stupid little Blond head of yours!" I yelled and kicked her.

"Mistah J...I love ya- and you-" she whimpered and I grabbed her face. "Well I Don't...Love Anyone."

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