《Jack Dylan Grazer Imagines》Jack Dylan Grazer
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"Hey Jack! C'mere!" I yell from my room and I hear Hack running up the stairs. "What?" He says as he gets into my room and throws himself on my bed. "Look what I found!" I say and angle my computer so be could see it. "What? Daddy Issues and Sweater Weather slowed?" He questions and I giggle. "No genius. Someone made a compilation of us! There," I point to the video of us. The thumbnail is of us hysterically laughing and the title reads Jack And YN Being The Cutest And Funniest Couple Ever. "Let's watch it," he says and clicks on the video. It opens with me telling my best 1D knock knock joke. "Knock knock," I say to Jack. "I'm not doing this right now YN," he says and I giggle. "Oh please just this one," I say and he smiles and says "Fine, who's there," and I reply "Urine," and he furrows his eyebrows. "Urine who?" And I start singing. "URINEsecure don't know what for," and we both die of laughter. Then it goes to the users intro with the title and an aesthetic background. "I remember that one," he says through giggles. It then goes to another clip and from simply one second of watching I already know what's gonna happen. I'm in my room doing my makeup and Jack walks in and slips on a piece of paper I had on the floor causing him to fall flat on his face. "PLEASE THIS IS SENDING ME!" I say and hit the mattress and he chuckles lowly but trying to hide it. Then it's one where Jack and I are at a interview and I'm talking and the person interviewing us and gives me a compliment on my pant suit and I smile and say "Thank you so much. It's so hard being this swag," and Jack goes in for a fist bump but I leave him hanging and he just slowly backs out of the frame and runs in and tackles me. "HAHA I REMEMBER THAT!" He squeal and I nod. "I had a whole ass bruise on my side for a while," I say and show him my slightly bruised side. "It's that bad?" He asks while he gently rubs my side. "Well yeah Jack you tackled me after all," I say and throw my t-shirt down. We continue watching and finish it. I save it to my liked videos and comment on it. "Thank was fucking hilarious," he says and wipes some of the tears off of his face. "I know. We make a funny couple," I say and he giggles. "Yeah we do," and gives me a quick peck before saying "but I'm funnier," and I shove him off my bed. "So that's how you wanna play," he quickly stands and tickles me all over. "S-stop it-t!" I say through hard laughter. Soon enough he stops and lays his head on my stomach as we stare at my ceiling. "Love you," he abruptly says and I look at him. "Love you too...loser," I say and we both chuckle.
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