《My Husband Is The Emperor: I Woke Up With A Husband》Chapter 71 - Cook Me Or Marry Me Off!!
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Receiving no answer from his older brother, Li Xiao Chen pouts his lips and grumbles, "Ge-Ge, you're not possibly thinking of skipping the birthday party and tell me to be the one who attends it, right?"
Li Jun Wei sends a cold look toward the little koi, with a 'You're right' expression.
Seeing Li Jun Wei's expression, the little koi become enrages as if he was about to be fried."I will not! I'm not going if you're not going!! Grandma and grandpa, last time force me to an arrange marriage!! This time if you don't come I'm sure they will either cook me or marry me off!!" Li Xiao Chen sounded like a young teenage girl who is forced into a marriage scam.
'Cook me...?' Li Lian nearly choke from Li Xiao Chen's words.
Li Jun Wei cast him a look in disdain, "Are you sure?' He asks.
"Sure of wh-" Just as Li Xiao Chen planned on becoming a rigid mountain, he follows his brother's eyes that were staring at Li Xiao Chen's new car's key.
Li Xiao Chen pouts his lips and droops down his head before sending a pitiful puppy-eyes toward Li Lian asking her for help.
"Sister-in-law... Please tell Ge-Ge to go... Okay? Please...TwT" He pleads.
Li Lian blinks in confusion and laughs softly, "Xiao Chen, even if you tell me that, Jun Wei would not possibly go to meet his grandparents just because I told him to, right Jun Wei?" Li Lian turns her face toward Jun Wei.
"Mm-" Jun Wei answered while shooking his head.
Li Lian subconsciously answered, "Look, I told you ri-"
What did Jun Wei answer...?
Li Lian quickly turns her face toward Jun Wei. Although he only says "Mn" and "Mm", Jun Wei just now shook his head!!
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Does that mean... If Li Lian told him to go, he would?
Li Xiao Chen could feel his muscle face became sore just by watching his brother. "Look, I told you!! My brother only listen to you!!"
Li Lian gulps, counting the stars on her head in silence.
Even without doing nothing Jun Wei could actually seduce someone!!
How formidable!!
Li Xiao Chen continues pleading with his big eyes toward Li Lian.
Although she doesn't know the reason why Li Jun Wei doesn't meet his grandparents... Her hunch was telling her that part of it also involves herself...
Li Lian looks toward Li Jun Wei. 'Jun Wei had helped me in many things, so I don't want to force him. But if because of me his relationship with his family became estranged, she wouldn't also like that...'
After all, she knows how sad it is to have your family relationship turns sour.
"Er... Jun Wei, although it is not my place to say this... I do think having a good time with your family comes first!! After all, your grandparents must be worried about you." Li Lian softly gives her opinion.
"Mn. I understand. " Jun Wei answered, agreeing to Li Lian's words.
Li Xiao Chen's face brightens. "Thank you, sister-in-law!! I will never forget your kindness in this lifetime!! That was really close! I was nearly forced to marry an unknown young lady~!"
Li Lian lifts her brow, "What's wrong with getting married?"
Li Xiao Chen spreads his arm wide, flapping it as he makes a big round on the air. "Everything!! All of it!! Just think, if I don't like that young lady and that young lady also doesn't like me... That would be a sad, sorrowful loveless marriage don't you think? I want to meet my destined one by my own choice!"
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Li Lian laughs, "But what if you are destined with that young lady and now you missed her?"
Li Xiao Chen shook his head. "Still, sister-in-law, do you know how frightening in-laws in this modern age? They are even scarier than a fierce spirit!! And...I would decline getting married for now... I still want to experience my life as a single, handsome young man!"
Li Xiao Chen boastfully labels himself as 'Handsome'.
"Pfft-" Li Lian burst into a laugh after hearing Li Xiao Chen's nonsensical answer just to avoid getting married.
This kale is pretty firm on living as a happy single bachelor-
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