《Ask CH Mongolia!》Question 31-40

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1. If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?

Mongolia: That's a hard one... I mean, I like all countries, some more than others. But I really wanted to go visit America and see what's it like. I also like Russia, don't get me wrong, I've been to Russia many times, I just enjoy the cold there. I've already been to Europe and the rest of Asia. Perhaps I should go to Antarctica! It's all nice and chilly.

2. Would you ever date China if he confessed to you?

Mongolia: I find it unlikely for him to be interested in me. He could be trying to trick me into being a part of him, you can never always trust his fake smile and that untrue persona of his. Even so, if he did love me... I might go out with him, never truthfully had someone who likes me.

3. Have you been to USSR's funeral?

Mongolia: I have! It was such a sad time for most countries, I've had drinking problems after that. His children were crying their eyes out that day, but after years passed, they got over it. I'm still trying to move on. His poor son, Russia, is in his shoes now, I'd say he is doing great... kind of.

4. Is America your friend?

Mongolia: Oh my gosh, the thought of being friends with a westerner makes me want to jump up and throw a party. I'm a huge fan of America and his brothers, Russia told me a lot about him, though, most of them were complaints. Seems like they are good friends, Russia said America always bothers him daily, which I assume he meant it in a good way.

5. You have a religion?

Mongolia: I'm the one who likes to consider myself an atheist, Buddhism has a strong influence on me (Thanks to China), and many people died because of it. Just wait until the old generation passes away, you'll see the percentage of atheism increase throughout the years.

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6. Japan just asked you to watch hentai with her, what's your response?

Japan: モンゴル様, would you watch hentai with me?

Mongolia: Why would you even ask me that?! ...Sure.

7. Do you love to play games?

Mongolia: I love playing computer games with my companions. I play CS-Go with Russia, Dota 2 with Japan, China, and Russa , Left 4 dead with the two Korean brothers and Japan, since we need four players. And many more competitive online games, most of them were purchased on steam.

8. When playing fighting games like Tekken or Mortal Kombat, who do you play with?

Mongolia: Oh, I'm bad at those types of games, I can't get my combos right. But my East Asian friends are very serious about their game, they mash their controllers very wildly. By the time they're done, I can see smoking coming out of the controller, so it needs time to cool off.

North K: AGH, I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU WIN!

South K: NEITHER AM I!

Japan: Use your rage art!

South K: YES! I WON!

North K: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Mongolia: Calm down... It's just a game.

9. Can you flirt with me?

Mongolia: You must be a library book cause I'm checking you out. You must give me a bandage, because I scraped my knee whilst falling for you. I must be dead, because you look like an angel. You must call the constable, for you have stolen my heart. You must be a disease, because you have made me lovesick. You must be an arsonist, because you have set my heart aflame. You must be a star, because you are out of this world.

10. Do Mongolians eat horse meat and drink their blood?

Mongolia: Ew, that is disgusting, would you eat your car and drink its oil? ... Nah, I'm just joking. No, we don't do that here, perhaps some rare people do, just the thought of it makes me want to vomit. I recommend you don't ask any Mongolians that question, you might creep them out.

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