thanksgiving is mid but idk what else to make a chapter abt so💀

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periodictablee: HAPPY THANKSGIVING

madmaxreal: if u dont shut ur goofy ass up

weballinfr: shut the hell up

mikewheelchair: boy ain't nobody care abt thanksgiving 💀💀

eggosrbetterthanu: 😭

willingtocommitcrimes: no one likes thanksgiving stop

alphamale69: i like thanksgiving

weballinfr: ofc u do💀

alphamale69: ok mr bitchless

weballinfr: bffr rn

eggosrbetterthanu: thanksgiving this year is mid

willingtocommitcrimes: thanksgiving is always mid

eggosrbetterthanu: AWW LOOK AT GLIZZY GOBBLER SITTING AT THE TABLE🥺😭

eggosrbetterthanu:

eggosrbetterthanu: isn't he such a gentleman 😭❤️

weballinfr: HELP

willingtocommitcrimes: GET HIS ASS OFF THAT CHAIR😭

madmaxreal: awwe hes so cute!!

eggosrbetterthanu: ikr!!

mikewheelchair: NAHH SHE BRAINWASHED MAX

periodictablee: max joined the dark side💀

willingtocommitcrimes: ik u lying cuz you literally just sent me a voice message hysterically laughing

madmaxreal: now why would you say that

madmaxreal: el dw he's lying i would never do that glizzy gobbler is so cute!!🥺

weballinfr: GIRL😭

eggosrbetterthanu: you guys made him sad :((

eggosrbetterthanu:

mikewheelchair: im scared

weballinfr: GN.

willingtocommitcrimes: im abt to put him out in the streets fr

periodictablee: that aint a cat💀😭

ladyapplejack17: lucas mom said to stop texting ur goofy friends and come help set the table

weballinfr: bruhh

willingtocommitcrimes: L🤣

eggosrbetterthanu: mom just said we have to go set the table

willingtocommitcrimes: BRUHH

weballinfr: HAHA

weballinfr: L🤣🤣👎👎

strappedrn: mike come set the table

mikewheelchair: you aint my mom💀💀

W

strappedrn: i have guns in my room.

mikewheelchair: YES MA'AM

madmaxreal: imagine having to go set the table🤣

madmaxreal: couldn't be me🥰

eggosrbetterthanu: max can you come over and help

madmaxreal: YES

periodictablee: well damn

alphamale69: you can set my table

periodictablee: stfu

alphamale69: ok

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willingtocommitcrimes: BRO THAT TOOK SO LONG

eggosrbetterthanu: BE SO FR

eggosrbetterthanu: UR THE ONE THAT DROPPED HALF THE PLATES

willingtocommitcrimes: YOU KEPT BUMPING INTO ME??

eggosrbetterthanu: THERE WAS BARLEY ANY SPACE TO GET AROUND THE TABLE

willingtocommitcrimes: WELL MAYBE IF GLIZZY GOBBLER WOULD MOVE HIS FATASS THAT WOULDNT BE A PROBLEM

weballinfr: DAMN

ladyapplejack17: GET OFF UR PHONE WE STILL HAVE TO WASH THE DISHES

weballinfr: 😒

madmaxreal: I couldn't even help they were yelling at eachother half the time💀

mikewheelchair: so apparently nancy wasn't joking abt the gun thing😭

willingtocommitcrimes: SHE SHOT YOU??

madmaxreal: FINALLY

strappedrn: hes being dramatic

strappedrn: all i did was threaten him a couple times

mikewheelchair: A COUPLE??

strappedrn: if you dont shut up i might actually

mikewheelchair: do it you wont

strappedrn: bet

periodictablee: i love being an only child 🥰

weballinfr: kys

sayclicktakeapic: you guys are lucky

sayclicktakeapic: i actually had to make the food

eggosrbetterthanu: that would have been better than trying to work with Wills goofy ass

willingtocommitcrimes: die

madmaxreal: okay but that foods smells so good fr

mikewheelchair: bruh my mom never seasons the food😭

mikewheelchair: im lucky if i get some salt

strappedrn: be grateful

strappedrn: actually i cant even argue w that💀

periodictablee: my moms thanksgiving dinner food always hits😍

periodictablee: but mews usually eats it all

periodictablee: gotta go fast when she's around 💀

weballinfr: not suprised

periodictablee: oh yeah is that offer still available

weballinfr: huh

periodictablee: abt the stuffing these nuts

weballinfr: WHAT

madmaxreal: PARDON?

willingtocommitcrimes: pause

eggosrbetterthanu: this is what happens when ur an only child 😭🤦‍♀️

periodictablee: i was js joking 😒😒

alphamale69: guys should i post some thanksgiving selfies

weballinfr: god pls no

madmaxreal: nahh😭

alphamale69: whatever

alphamale69: im gonna go see if there is anyone in need of an alpha at the store

mikewheelchair: this is getting concerning

periodictablee: u go ahead and do that...💀

sayclicktakeapic: guys the food is done

eggosrbetterthanu: FINALLY

willingtocommitcrimes: YESS

madmaxreal: LETS GOOO

ladyapplejack17: nerd the foods done

weballinfr: i hope you get the unseasoned parts

strappedrn: Mike

strappedrn: that monstrosity of a thanksgiving dinner is done

mikewheelchair: 😭

periodictablee: damn yall are late i alr ate

weballinfr: nah you just trying to brag now💀

periodictablee:

weballinfr: 33.68239° N, 84.48249° W

periodictablee: Damn I didn't know the weather was that crazy today

weballinfr: omfg

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weballinfr: why was that food lwk amazing 😍

ladyapplejack17: eh

weballinfr: ur literally such a picky eater

weballinfr: u never like anything

eggosrbetterthanu: i am so full im abt to pass out

madmaxreal: same bro😭

mikewheelchair: nah that food was so unseasoned💀

mikewheelchair: holly can season food better than that

strappedrn: no literally

strappedrn: had to scavenge for some seasoning 😭

periodictablee: couldn't be my mom

willingtocommitcrimes: I couldn't even eat

willingtocommitcrimes: glizzy gobbler was giving me a death glare the whole time

willingtocommitcrimes: kinda scared for my life rn

eggosrbetterthanu: nah ur being dramatic

eggosrbetterthanu: he was just sitting there eating

willingtocommitcrimes: thats what you think

willingtocommitcrimes: i swear he was staring into my soul

madmaxreal: being creepy is just his default tho

madmaxreal: bro is always mad for what

weballinfr: fr 💀

eggosrbetterthanu: u guys bully him everyday then proceed to ask why he is always in a bad mood

eggosrbetterthanu: thats crazy

periodictablee: GUYS HELP

periodictablee: MEWS JUST ATE THE WHOLE LEFTOVER TURKEY

weballinfr: BFFR

periodictablee: IM NOT EVEN JOKING

mikewheelchair: NAH THERE IS SUM WRONG WITH UR GUYS ANIMALS FR

eggosrbetterthanu: GUYS!!

eggosrbetterthanu: GLIZZY GOBBLER JUST CAME OUT TO ME

willingtocommitcrimes: GOODBYE

mikewheelchair: PLSS💀

weballinfr: HELP

madmaxreal: omg!! congrats to him

periodictablee: I SUPPORT ❤️

willingtocommitcrimes:

willingtocommitcrimes: I CANT DO THIS RN

madmaxreal: HELPP

madmaxreal: I MEAN

madmaxreal: AWWW❤️

eggosrbetterthanu: i hate you guys

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and the glizzy gobbler chronicles continue 💀

i literally have to rely on him for these chapters otherwise i have no clue what to put

WEDNESDAY ATE

also wenclair endgame!! (real)