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sayclicktakeapic: IK I DID NOT JUST WALK IN ON ELEVEN AND WILL WATCHING BARBIE LIFE IN THE DREAM HOUSE.
madmaxreal: HELP
weballinfr: aint NO way
mikewheelchair: LMAOO WHAT
eggosrbetterthanu: AND WHAT ABT IT??
willingtocommitcrimes: NOT YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DIDNT SIT DOWN AND WATCH IT WITH US
sayclicktakeapic: KYS!!
periodictablee: what r y'all fighting abt that show slaps
eggosrbetterthanu: REAL!
willingtocommitcrimes: ^^
madmaxreal: Eleven as much as I love you I cannot support you with this one
eggosrbetterthanu: WHATT
eggosrbetterthanu: i feel so betrayed
madmaxreal: nvm barbie life in the dream house is my favorite show!!
weballinfr: down bad bruh💀
madmaxreal: die
mikewheelchair: Will
willingtocommitcrimes: what
mikewheelchair: ur gay
willingtocommitcrimes: be so fr rn💀
madmaxreal: bro has 0 rizz💀
mikewheelchair: kys
periodictablee: GUYS HALLOWEEN IS TOMORROW!!
weballinfr: OMG REALLY??
madmaxreal: NO WAY🤯🤯
periodictablee: i hate both of you
eggosrbetterthanu: does everyone have their costumes ready
weballinfr: they didn't have a glizzy gobbler costume at ghost Halloween
eggosrbetterthanu: why would they have a glizzy gobbler costume there??😭
eggosrbetterthanu: wait
eggosrbetterthanu: WHAT IS A "Ghost" HALLOWEEN??😭💀
weballinfr: i couldn't go to the real place im on a budget smh
ladyapplejack17: bffr...
mikewheelchair: me and will spent 6 hours finding the perfect stuff for our costume online
madmaxreal: 6 hours??😭
madmaxreal: man i got my costume from Walmart bruh💀
periodictablee: same
weballinfr: atleast Walmart had your costume🙄🙄
eggosrbetterthanu: why would any store have a costume of glizzy gobbler
weballinfr: wtv
weballinfr: im just gonna DIY it ‼️
willingtocommitcrimes: do u need some inspo pics
weballinfr: yes
willingtocommitcrimes:
willingtocommitcrimes:
weballinfr: thx 🥶
madmaxreal: 💀💀
ladyapplejack17: bet 10 hes gonna pull up looking goofy as fuck on Halloween
weballinfr: ur just mad cuz my costume is gonna be better than all of yours
ladyapplejack17: sure..
mikewheelchair: has everyone alr asked about going trick or treating and staying at my house on Halloween?
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eggosrbetterthanu: yeah me and Will can go
weballinfr: i can go too
periodictablee: same here
madmaxreal: me too
mikewheelchair: alr my parents won't be home cuz they're taking Holly trick or treating
madmaxreal: im suprised they aren't making you take holly with us
mikewheelchair: my dad said he didn't want Holly around any of that "abcdefg+" nonsense
weballinfr: HELP WHAT
willingtocommitcrimes: my dad called it the BLT+ once so im not suprised
periodictablee: LIKE THE SANDWICH??😭
madmaxreal: BRUHH💀
eggosrbetterthanu: Will go get the door someone's knocking
willingtocommitcrimes: bro why your room is closer
eggosrbetterthanu: idc
willingtocommitcrimes: I'm comfortable
eggosrbetterthanu: if you don't get the door im telling mom it was you that spent 50$ on robux on her card
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO FINE
willingtocommitcrimes: i hate you
madmaxreal: 50 DOLLARS??
mikewheelchair: HELP WHY IS HE THE BIGGEST ROBLOX KID KNOWN TO MAN
*like 2 minutes later*
willingtocommitcrimes is typing
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willingtocommitcrimes: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: STEVE WAS AT OUR DOOR DRESSED AS A WOLF
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO SAID "trick or treat"
willingtocommitcrimes: IM CRYING
eggosrbetterthanu: I CANT I SEEN HIM DO THE WALK OF SHAME OFF OUR DOOR STEP
madmaxreal: ITS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET??😭
weballinfr: BYE
mikewheelchair: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
willingtocommitcrimes: THE WAY I SLAMMED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE
madmaxreal: I CANT
willingtocommitcrimes: I COULD HEAR "all girls are the same" BY JUICE WRLD PLAYING IN HIS AIRPODS
weballinfr: IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
periodictablee: I JUST DID 50 BACKFLIPS
eggosrbetterthanu: MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING
weballinfr: BRO U GUYS SHOULD HAVE RECORDED IT
willingtocommitcrimes: I WISH I DID
mikewheelchair: IM LITERALLY ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
weballinfr: THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST PART
weballinfr: HE HAD WOLF FACE PAINT ON TOO AND HE WROTE "alpha male" ON HIS CHEST
madmaxreal: IM SHEDDING TEARS
womenenthusiast: THE WAY I JUST READ ALL OF THAT
womenenthusiast: IM DYING
womenenthusiast: NOW I KNOW WHY HE HAD "alpha male asmr" IN HIS SEARCH HISTORY
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willingtocommitcrimes: HELPP
periodictablee: NO WAY😭😭
weballinfr: LMAOAOAOAO
mikewheelchair: IM SHEDDING REAL TEARS
alphamale69: KYS!!
willingtocommitcrimes: I KNOW YOU AINT TALKING 💀
weballinfr: STEVE BE SO FR
madmaxreal: OKAY MR FURRY
eggosrbetterthanu: THE WAY HES NOT EVEN EMBARRASSED💀
alphamale69: why would i be embarrassed
mikewheelchair: IM SO DONE
willingtocommitcrimes: OH NAH
weballinfr: HELPP
madmaxreal: GOD FORGIVE ME
eggosrbetterthanu: i just looked up alpha male asmr and listened to it
eggosrbetterthanu: i will never be the same.
madmaxreal: ITS THAT BAD
eggosrbetterthanu: i am crying so hard
alphamale69: 😡😡😡😒
strappedrn: DIE!!
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I'll try to have a better chapter out tmmrw I swear 😭
Me and alaina 🤝 alpha male jokes
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