《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》part uhhh idk 🔫
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strappedrn: bro steve is mad annoying like he makes me want to aggressively start hate criming anyone in the nearest vicinity
sayclicktakeapic: real
alphamale69: damn shawty what'd i do 🤯
womenenthusiast: die pls & thank u ❤️
alphamale69: who else cried when andrew tate made his final message 😔‼️
strappedrn: the way a gun appeared in my hand
weballinfr: Steve's the type of guy to listen to an alpha male podcast
alphamale69: wym those podcasts r hella inspiring 🤨‼️‼️
strappedrn: i wish nothing but death apon you
alphamale69: hoes mad frl😂
madmaxreal: actually kys
alphamale69: dawg chill 🤣
eggosrbetterthanu: i pray to god every night that something tragic happens to you
periodictablee: somebody pls kick him
madmaxreal: as much as I want to he's way to fun to bully
weballinfr: true
alphamale69: not to be gay or anything but why is Jonathan lwk 😍
madmaxreal: i have a slur to say to you
sayclicktakeapic: im currently locking all my doors
ladyapplejack17: steve when i get my drivers license js know the first thing im doing is running you over ❤️
alphamale69: awhh nahh bruh nahh fr bruhh nahhh
mikewheelchair: what is happening I've been playing fortnite
eggosrbetterthanu: not fortnite 😭😭
mikewheelchair: what's wrong with fortnite??
willingtocommitcrimes:
weballinfr: WHERE R YOU GETTING THESE PICTURES????
willingtocommitcrimes: oh yk just
weballinfr: I want you dead
willingtocommitcrimes:
willingtocommitcrimes: when you try to be sexy 😂😂😂
weballinfr: i am armed with multiple sharp objects
willingtocommitcrimes: oh fr??
willingtocommitcrimes:
weballinfr: blocked.
madmaxreal: i ss all of those 😇
periodictablee: same
weballinfr: i hope you know i have weapons with me right now
madmaxreal:
weballinfr: i hate all of you with a burning passion
willingtocommitcrimes: damn that sucks
willingtocommitcrimes:
weballinfr: yk what
weballinfr:
madmaxreal: AWWWWWE
weballinfr: WHATT??
willingtocommitcrimes: kys
weballinfr: nahh u a hypocrite fr 💀
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weballinfr:
mikewheelchair: will was so 💛💛
eggosrbetterthanu: the headphones 😭😭
madmaxreal: he's so real
weballinfr: i hate all of you
mikewheelchair:
willingtocommitcrimes: who else is on drugs rn
sayclicktakeapic: go take ur fucking meds 😭
willingtocommitcrimes:
madmaxreal: goodnight everyone!!
periodictablee: hell nah💀
mikewheelchair: can you stfu for one second
weballinfr: like we get it ur white
willingtocommitcrimes: this bitch always talking bout sum "goodnight everyone"
madmaxreal: 😔
eggosrbetterthanu: goodnight pookie bear ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
madmaxreal: 😘😘😘
periodictablee: i feel like murdering anyone within 6ft away from me
willingtocommitcrimes: real!
mikewheelchair: hey bbg u fine as hell wanna go out or sum😍😍
weballinfr: pause
mikewheelchair: mb auto correct
willingtocommitcrimes:
sayclicktakeapic: who else literally starts ascending to the gods while listening to Resonance
womenenthusiast: so real!!
alphamale69: i think you meant fancy like applebees
strappedrn: I can't do this rn.
womenenthusiast: there is no way in hell he just said that
willingtocommitcrimes: im crying so hard
madmaxreal: im sick of his existence
alphamale69: wth its literally so catchy
periodictablee: stop speaking
alphamale69: whatever you guys literally have no taste
weballinfr: oh really? 💀
alphamale69: anyways should i post this?? 🥶‼️😍
alphamale69:
womenenthusiast: god pls no
madmaxreal: IM CRYING
strappedrn: HELPP
sayclicktakeapic: IM ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK
willingtocommitcrimes: BYE
mikewheelchair: GOD HELP US ALL
weballinfr: NO
periodictablee: JAIL
eggosrbetterthanu: PLSSS😭
alphamale69: y'all r some hating ass bitches
alphamale69: im gonna post it
strappedrn: you go ahead and do that...
womenenthusiast:
womenenthusiast: IM CRYING
willingtocommitcrimes: HELPPP
alphamale69: im blocking all of you
madmaxreal: FINALLY
mikewheelchair: what is everyone being for Halloween
madmaxreal: im being Wonder Woman
weballinfr: oh I thought u was gonna be Chucky or sum
madmaxreal: die
weballinfr: im going as glizzy gobbler
eggosrbetterthanu: HUHH??
weballinfr: don't worry abt it
periodictablee: im going as Harry Potter
willingtocommitcrimes: nerd
periodictablee: ik u aint talking
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willingtocommitcrimes: 🖕
eggosrbetterthanu: im going as sidney prescott
weballinfr: oh yeah aren't u Mike and Will all going as scream characters
mikewheelchair: yeah I'm being Billy and Wills being Stu ‼️‼️😍
willingtocommitcrimes: we should all go trick or treating together
madmaxreal: weren't we all gonna go together in tge first place
mikewheelchair: everyone come to my house on Halloween ‼️‼️
strappedrn: me, robin, vickie, and chrissy, are going as the mean girls
alphamale69: basic 😂🤣🤣
womenenthusiast: ik u ain't talking
womenenthusiast: at your prehistoric age
womenenthusiast: i bet your going as a wolf or some shit
alphamale69: how'd you know
womenenthusiast: i hope you get blades in your candy.
willingtocommitcrimes: thats the best kind
eggosrbetterthanu:
periodictablee: who wants to come w me to walk my fish
madmaxreal: walk it..?😭
periodictablee: well hes not waking up from his nap so I thought that i should get him out the house for a lil
weballinfr: aint no way bruh😭
periodictablee: what?
willingtocommitcrimes: you are so stupid it makes me want to punch you
periodictablee: kys
mikewheelchair: wtf why did holly js say she got beef w erica
ladyapplejack17: that bitch tried saying mlp was a horrible show
strappedrn: wth😭‼️
ladyapplejack17: we bout to fight at our next play date
weballinfr: im so done
willingtocommitcrimes: guys someone just called me mentally ill like don't u mean silly?? 😂😂
sayclicktakeapic: it was me
mikewheelchair: /@willingtocommitcrimes U freaky or what lmao ?
willingtocommitcrimes: im on anti depressants
mikewheelchair: what does that mean?? U a super freak??
willingtocommitcrimes:
madmaxreal: gay ass bitches
eggosrbetterthanu: im confused are they fdating or not
weballinfr: mike and will=mentally ill bfs
periodictablee: nah they both need therapy 💀💀
mikewheelchair: im literally straight tfym⁉️
strappedrn: thats not what your private twitter account says💀💀
mikewheelchairs: liar
mikewheelchair: the lying is crazy
mikewheelchair: i have no such thing
weballinfr: whyd bro get so defensive 🤨🤨⁉️
strappedrn:
mikewheelchair: that is fake
mikewheelchair: that is edited
mikewheelchair: im suing for identity fraud
weballinfr: say ong
mikewheelchair: that was uncalled for
willingtocommitcrimes: 🤯
mikewheelchair: no homo i swear its just a joke😂😂
madmaxreal: i have no hope for you
willingtocommitcrimes: idk bro that seems kinda gay if u ask me
eggosrbetterthanu: is mike ok in the brain ??😭
mikewheelchair: yk what
mikewheelchair: Will do u wanna yk like go out w me or sum ⁉️😍
willingtocommitcrimes: im straight
mikewheelchair: kys
willingtocommitcrimes: 💀💀 im jk yes i do
madmaxreal: FINALLY
weballinfr: TOOK YOU GUYS LONG ENOUGH
eggosrbetterthanu: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE! TURN IT UP!!
periodictablee: THANK GOD
strappedrn: OML FINALLY I WAS REALLY CONSIDERING JUST SHOOTING MIKE
mikewheelchair: HUHH!?!,!?!?
strappedrn: you didn't see that
sayclicktakeapic: bruhh not mike out of everyone 😭😭
mikewheelchair: i just sent a mistle to your home
alphamale69: i still get more bitches than everyone tho🤣‼️
womenenthusiast: stop lying to your self
womenenthusiast: ALSO FINALLY
womenenthusiast: I WAS SO TIRED OF MIKES "im straight" ERA
ladyapplejack17: i was personally gonna beat him until he admitted he wasn't actually straight
mikewheelchair: why did everyone choose violence 😭😭
strappedrn: mbmb
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idk if i should have waited longer for that or not but just be thankful I didn't make mike recite cassies "i am in love with Nate Jacobs" speech 😍❤️
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