《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》so real
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mikealmyers is typing...
mikealmyers sent a chat.
mikealmyers: guys me and nancy r having a fight over whos the better sibling someone put her in her place
maximus: wdym she is the better sibling
mikealmyers: actually die
dustbunny: im gonna have to agree w max
lucass: same
elevenlikethenumber: me too
mikealmyers: i know every single one of your addresses
nevergonnacatchmelacking: L Michael 🤣🤣
maximus: Holly and Nancy solo Mike
mikealmyers: HOLLY IS 7??
maximus: okayyy??
mikealmyers: i hope you all die in ur sleep
lucass:
lucass: dustin when we went out for dinner with Max and El yesterday 💀💀
robinyohouse: omg he ate that up
igetbitches101: why is he wearing pajamas..💀
dustbunny: i didnt do my laundry
mikealmyers: why didn't u do ur laundry
dustbunny: i forgor
lucass: im pretty sure i seen people taking pictures of him
dustbunny: i can never escape the paparazzi! LOL!😂
maximus: stop speaking
robinyohouse: wait was it like a double date ??😨
dustbunny: yes
lucass: no
maximus: atp i rlly dk
elevenlikethenumber: me either 💀
igetbitches101: how's everyone doing
nevergonnacatchmelacking: ig the manifestation's didn't work :(
robinyohouse: can u pls shut ur dry ass up
maximus: pls leave
dustbunny: i was having a good day until u started speaking
lucass: real
igetbitches101: ok wow i see how it is
elevenlikethenumber: sooo whos gonna block him?
maximus: me
mikealmyers: someone pls kick him
igetbitches101: y'all r just haters smh
nevergonnacatchmelacking: 💀💀
iwannatakeapic: me, el, and Will went to Walmart yesterday and we seen Steve working at the cash register trying to hit on some lady 💀
elevenlikethenumber: omg he was literally givinf me the most second hand embarrassment ever
iwannatakeapic: literally like tf u mean "are u from Tennessee cuz ur the only ten i see" like pls get hit by a car
maximus: HELPP
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lucass: THERE IS NO WAY
igetbitches101: ur just mad cuz it worked
igetbitches101: i gave her my number and she took it
iwannatakeapic: actually i seen her throw it on the ground and stomp on it when we got out of the store
dustbunny: BYE
elevenlikethenumber: I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD
iwannatakeapic: I WAS LITERALLY GOING INTO CARDIAC ARREST
mikealmyers: wait guys wheres will
mikealmyers: he hasn't said anything
maximus: oh yeah
maximus: usually he'd be gettinf bullied by now
elevenlikethenumber: he is sleeping
lucass: lets wake him up
elevenlikethenumber: okay
elevenlikethenumber: /@willingtocommitcrimes
mikealmyers: /@willingtocommitcrimes
lucass: /@willingtocommitcrimes
dustbunny: /@willingtocommitcrimes
maximus: /@willingtocommitcrimes
iwannatakeapic: /@willingtocommitcrimes
robinyohouse: /@willingtocommitcrimes
willingtocommitcrimes: if somebody @s me one more time im going to steal one of nancys guns and shoot all of you
nevergonnacatchmelacking: preach
mikealmyers: willllllllll
willingtocommitcrimes: dieeeeeee
maximus: 💀💀
maximus: why was he sleeping it's literally 6 pm
elevenlikethenumber: we stayed up all night binge watching all the scream movies
iwannatakeapic: I couldn't even sleep bc all i kept hearing was: "PERIOD SIDNEY" "TATUM ATE THAT" "why is billy lowkey fine"
dustbunny: HELPP??
maximus: who said that last one...
iwannatakeapic: both of them
maximus: 😭
willingtocommitcrimes: were we wrong tho?
mikealmyers: im being Billy Loomis for Halloween
lucass: awh hell nah😭
maximus: god help us all
elevenlikethenumber: 💀
willingtocommitcrimes: I'll be Stu❤️❤️❤️
maximus: oh god
lucass: can you guys get ur gayasses out of here
elevenlikethenumber: I'll be sidney so i can brutally murder both of them
maximus: yes
mikealmyers: me n will solo all of u
maximus: Will? maybe. You? no.
mikealmyers: kys
willingtocommitcrimes:
elevenlikethenumber: im on crack
lucass: pls seek help
maximus:
maximus: gf appreciation ❤️❤️
elevenlikethenumber: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
mikealmyers:
mikealmyers: bf appreciation ❤️❤️
maximus: HUHH
willingtocommitcrimes: pls makeout w me
mikealmyers: On my way!
lucass: are we missing something
dustbunny: you cannot tell me thats not gay
elevenlikethenumber: if mike says "im straight" after this i will literally brutally beat him with a medal bar
mikealmyers: we js joking dw
lucass: go die
dustbunny: i just sent nuclear bombs to your home
willingtocommitcrimes: ❤️
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that was kinda gay ngl
anways heres a picture of my wife❤️
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