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willingtocommitcrimes is typing...
willingtocommitcrimes sent a chat.
willingtocommitcrimes: GUYS
willingtocommitcrimes: GUYS
willingtocommitcrimes: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: DHSJWJEBJWSBSNBSSNDNFF
willingtocommitcrimes: PLEASE
maximus: BRUHH WHAT DO U WANT
lucass: WHAT R U SPAMMING FOR??
dustbunny: WHAT HAPPENED???
mikealmyers: WHATS WRONG??
willingtocommitcrimes: SO YK TINA BROWN RIGHT??
maximus: the old lady you stalk? Yeah we know her💀
willingtocommitcrimes: WELL BASICALLY AFTER CHURCH I STARTED FOLLOWING HER CUZ WHY NOT AND SHE LIKE HEARD ME WALKING OR SUM IDK BUT SHE PULLED OUT HER FLIP PHONE AND CALLED SOMEONE AND NOW I HEAR SIRENS
elevenlikethenumber: WHAT
lucass: bro I'm still concerned how he doesn't BURST INTO FLAMES as soon as he steps foot into church
dustbunny: bro took the audio thats like "i dont wanna go to hell, i dont wanna go to jail" a little to seriously 💀
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO
willingtocommitcrimes: I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL AGAIN
willingtocommitcrimes: JONATHAN HELP
mikealmyers: AGAIN???!!
iwannatakeapic: i am not bailing ur ass out again
elevenlikethenumber: STOP TEXTING US AND RUN
willingtocommitcrimes: IM HIDING
willingtocommitcrimes: SHOULD I SNATCH TINAS PHONE AND REDIAL THE POLICE SAYING IT WAS A FALSE ALARM??
lucass: BRO WHAT
maximus: IM SO DONE W UR STUPID ASS
dustbunny: that is a EIGHTY YEAR OLD WOMEN
mikealmyers: IM SO CONCERNED
willingtocommitcrimes: HELP THE COPS FOUND ME
lucass: WHATTT
maximus: WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING US STILL
elevenlikethenumber: WILL
willingtocommitcrimes: YO SHOULD I MAKE A RUN FOR IT ⁉️⁉️
mikealmyers: YES
nevergonnacatchmelacking: NO
nevergonnacatchmelacking: DONT
nevergonnacatchmelacking: YOU'RE GONNA GET IN MORE TROUBLE
willingtocommitcrimes: to late
dustbunny: LMAOAOAO
willingtocommitcrimes: ELEVEN BE READY AT THE FRONT DOOR IM RUNNING HOME
elevenlikethenumber: BYE
robinyohouse: took that username a lil too seriously 💀
willingtocommitcrimes: ELEVEN OPEN THE DOOR
elevenlikethenumber: IM LITERALLY HELPING A CRIMINAL
maximus: IM CRYING
mikealmyers: WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭😭
willingtocommitcrimes: ok im good now
willingtocommitcrimes: so how was ur guys days?
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maximus: bffr..
lucass: u do realize the cops are probably hunting u down rn
nevergonnacatchmelacking: i never wanted to cause doubt in your mind
elevenlikethenumber: im not acting the way i think you'd like
maximus: we went for dinner and now you're acting paranoid
willingtocommitcrimes: if only u knew the way i felt inside‼️‼️‼️
dustbunny: ON THAT NIGHT 😜
lucass: there is no way y'all just broke out into a song while Will is literally getting hunted by the cops..
mikealmyers: what were they even singing
maximus: U DK PINKPANTHERESS???
willingtocommitcrimes: WOWWW
mikealmyers: BRO
igetbitches101: idk what y'all be listening too.. but country music stays on top‼️
robinyohouse: gtfo
nevergonnacatchmelacking: aint no way...
dustbunny: blank stare
willingtocommitcrimes: there are tears forming
lucass: ...
maximus: what..
mikealmyers: say that again..🔫
ladyapplejack17: kys
iwannatakeapic: never speak again
igetbitches101: OK WOWWW I SEE HOW IT IS
robinyohouse: praying on ur downfall
nevergonnacatchmelacking: manifesting your death
igetbitches101: ok whatever im leaving
igetbitches101: haters
maximus: change your username while your at it💀
dustbunny: fr like the lying is crazy💀
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