《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》uhh
Advertisement
willingtocommitcrimes is typing...
willingtocommitcrimes sent a chat.
willingtocommitcrimes: GUYS
willingtocommitcrimes: GUYS
willingtocommitcrimes: HELP
willingtocommitcrimes: DHSJWJEBJWSBSNBSSNDNFF
willingtocommitcrimes: PLEASE
maximus: BRUHH WHAT DO U WANT
lucass: WHAT R U SPAMMING FOR??
dustbunny: WHAT HAPPENED???
mikealmyers: WHATS WRONG??
willingtocommitcrimes: SO YK TINA BROWN RIGHT??
maximus: the old lady you stalk? Yeah we know her💀
willingtocommitcrimes: WELL BASICALLY AFTER CHURCH I STARTED FOLLOWING HER CUZ WHY NOT AND SHE LIKE HEARD ME WALKING OR SUM IDK BUT SHE PULLED OUT HER FLIP PHONE AND CALLED SOMEONE AND NOW I HEAR SIRENS
elevenlikethenumber: WHAT
lucass: bro I'm still concerned how he doesn't BURST INTO FLAMES as soon as he steps foot into church
dustbunny: bro took the audio thats like "i dont wanna go to hell, i dont wanna go to jail" a little to seriously 💀
willingtocommitcrimes: BRO
willingtocommitcrimes: I DONT WANNA GO TO JAIL AGAIN
willingtocommitcrimes: JONATHAN HELP
mikealmyers: AGAIN???!!
iwannatakeapic: i am not bailing ur ass out again
elevenlikethenumber: STOP TEXTING US AND RUN
willingtocommitcrimes: IM HIDING
willingtocommitcrimes: SHOULD I SNATCH TINAS PHONE AND REDIAL THE POLICE SAYING IT WAS A FALSE ALARM??
lucass: BRO WHAT
maximus: IM SO DONE W UR STUPID ASS
dustbunny: that is a EIGHTY YEAR OLD WOMEN
mikealmyers: IM SO CONCERNED
willingtocommitcrimes: HELP THE COPS FOUND ME
lucass: WHATTT
maximus: WHY ARE YOU MESSAGING US STILL
elevenlikethenumber: WILL
willingtocommitcrimes: YO SHOULD I MAKE A RUN FOR IT ⁉️⁉️
mikealmyers: YES
nevergonnacatchmelacking: NO
nevergonnacatchmelacking: DONT
nevergonnacatchmelacking: YOU'RE GONNA GET IN MORE TROUBLE
willingtocommitcrimes: to late
dustbunny: LMAOAOAO
willingtocommitcrimes: ELEVEN BE READY AT THE FRONT DOOR IM RUNNING HOME
elevenlikethenumber: BYE
robinyohouse: took that username a lil too seriously 💀
willingtocommitcrimes: ELEVEN OPEN THE DOOR
elevenlikethenumber: IM LITERALLY HELPING A CRIMINAL
maximus: IM CRYING
mikealmyers: WHAT IS HAPPENING 😭😭
willingtocommitcrimes: ok im good now
willingtocommitcrimes: so how was ur guys days?
Advertisement
maximus: bffr..
lucass: u do realize the cops are probably hunting u down rn
nevergonnacatchmelacking: i never wanted to cause doubt in your mind
elevenlikethenumber: im not acting the way i think you'd like
maximus: we went for dinner and now you're acting paranoid
willingtocommitcrimes: if only u knew the way i felt inside‼️‼️‼️
dustbunny: ON THAT NIGHT 😜
lucass: there is no way y'all just broke out into a song while Will is literally getting hunted by the cops..
mikealmyers: what were they even singing
maximus: U DK PINKPANTHERESS???
willingtocommitcrimes: WOWWW
mikealmyers: BRO
igetbitches101: idk what y'all be listening too.. but country music stays on top‼️
robinyohouse: gtfo
nevergonnacatchmelacking: aint no way...
dustbunny: blank stare
willingtocommitcrimes: there are tears forming
lucass: ...
maximus: what..
mikealmyers: say that again..🔫
ladyapplejack17: kys
iwannatakeapic: never speak again
igetbitches101: OK WOWWW I SEE HOW IT IS
robinyohouse: praying on ur downfall
nevergonnacatchmelacking: manifesting your death
igetbitches101: ok whatever im leaving
igetbitches101: haters
maximus: change your username while your at it💀
dustbunny: fr like the lying is crazy💀
———————
me when whwn when whe
Advertisement
- In Serial41 Chapters
The Thaumatist Incident
The towers fell over a century ago, and the Good King united the land. Under his voice the Thaumatists took the knee or took the sword. The University still stands, but for how long? This story is broken up into two parts. Chronologically, the two parts overlap. Part One Emile, a girl with a Talent not seen since the good king's war as she tries to find help to save her beloved father from a cruel accident. Julie, raised in a small farming village on her quest to become someone people will sing about. Part Two Wendel, a recent graduate of the University, an intense school that functions first as a police force to control the use of magic and secondly as an educational institution. Demetrius, a servant at the school who loses his home and his safety. Edits are ongoing. Reviews and comments will only help the editing the process, and I am grateful for any and all input. So, if you have been reading already, Jericho has been removed. It's been brought to my attention that his chapters detract from the flow of the narrative. They still exist, and are still going to be made available at some point in some way shape or form, but for the time being what happens with him and the king in Puissant city will be off camera so to speak.
8 110 - In Serial20 Chapters
I Became An Adventurer
Magic, Dimensions, Dragons. This world has all the fantasy it needs. This is the story of a man's road to becoming the strongest adventurer across several dimensions. A man who has lost and gained many things. Damion is his name and none shall forget his legacy
8 51 - In Serial14 Chapters
Pottorff's Sister // DISCONTINUED
Sage's brother Sam is way too protective of her. She wants to be her, and not have to follow rules. What happens when she starts hanging out with the bad boy Kian?
8 164 - In Serial47 Chapters
An Arcanist's Guide to Eorzea
S'anah'to Celambulo, a well-experienced adventurer and arcanist, writes a series of memoirs detailing his experiences and life as an arcane researcher in hopes of helping teach future arcanists and adventurers like him to avoid the same mistakes he made.***A Final Fantasy XIV Fanfiction
8 177 - In Serial19 Chapters
Impossible Devices
Twenty years after the start of the new millenium, the world was largely at peace. Crime was at an all-time low in most nations. No large scale conflicts between countries currently existed, and the people of Earth had even begun to see hope for the future. In the year 2020, all of that changed. The first occurrences of the interdimensional reality altering zones occurred. Named 'Dungeons' these supernatural and alien existences unleashed monsters and mayhem upon the world. Only after considerable loss of life and adaptation to the new world order did people begin to rally back. The discovery of a strange artificact item in one of the dungeons allowed humanity to develop powers far beyond their wildest imagination. This device worked on principles considered to be impossible. It was not the only one. Items of super-science and magic were discovered inside the dungeons of the world that could not possibly work according to the known laws of physics. Yet, they did. A special school was built to train young people so that they could specialize in dungeon exploration, in the defeat of monsters and the acquisition of the Impossible Devices. Warning: Tagged as [18+] for mature content that includes Adult Situations, Sexual Situations, Graphic Violence, and offensive language. Further: This story is a work of comedy and parody. It is not designed to be a gloriously realistic story, even though there are a few deep themes and other mature concepts involved.
8 137 - In Serial75 Chapters
nsb stories
This is gonna a bunch of nsb stories. I might do some of them more tgen once and im going to add bae in here to because like why the hell not. Bae is so fine😆
8 194

