《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》what
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lucass is typing...
lucass sent a chat.
lucass: WILL
lucass: WILLIAM
lucass: WILLY WONKA
lucass: BOWLCUT BYERS
willingtocommitcrimes: WHAT??
lucass: hi
willingtocommitcrimes: i just sent nukes to your home
lucass: do u
lucass: wanna hang out
willingtocommitcrimes:
willingtocommitcrimes: sururueuee
lucass: OKAY
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*irl*
will walks up to lucas' front door and rings the doorbell
Lucas: "HEYYYY"
will: "HIII"
Lucas: "WANNA PLAY MC?? I JUST STARTED A NEW SURVIVAL WORLD"
will: "WITHOUT ME??"
Lucas: "I DIDNT DO ANYTHING YET DONT WORRY"
Will: "GOOD"
*will and lucas play mc for like 91287272 hours*
Will: "LUCAS HELP A ZOMBIES ATTACKING ME I HAVE LIKE 2 HEARTS LEFT"
Lucas: "WHERE ARE YOU??"
Will: "OVER BY OUR MINING CAVE!"
*Erica walks in*
Erica: "Hey mom said your nerd friend has to head home because its getting late"
Lucas: "Erica get out before I rip the head off of one of your mlp dolls"
Erica: "whatever nerd"
*she walks out*
Will: "We can finish building our house another time I guess"
Lucas: "Okay ill make sure not to go on this world"
Will: "If you do im gonna kill you"
Lucas: "my timbers are shivered oh my god"
*will hits him in the head playfully*
Lucas: "OW"
Will: "Dramatic ass"
Will: "anyways cya!"
Lucas: "Bye!"
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lucass is typing...
lucass sent a chat.
lucass: guys i think I actually have a concussion
maximus: why
lucass: when will was over at my house he hit me in the head😭
dustbunny: so he beating everyone now😭
willingtocommitcrimes: MB MB
mikealmyers:
dustbunny: he just like me fr
elevenlikethenumber: what.
lucass: I JUST WANNA ROCK
maximus: BODYODYA
willingtocommitcrimes: SHAWTY GOT THAT BODYODY AH AH
dustbunny: HIT HER ONCE NO TIES
mikealmyers: HOW THE FUCK YOU GON KILL MY VIBE
elevenlikethenumber: idk that song 🙁
maximus: its okay el ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
willingtocommitcrimes: when will it be my turn
mikealmyers: i mean...
lucass: speaking of that what ever happened w the furry costume dare
willingtocommitcrimes: i got kicked out of the mall
elevenlikethenumber: yeah and ppl were asking to take pictures w him💀
maximus: LMAOO
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me when I actually have to make chapters 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😨😨😨😨😧😧😧😧
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