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imnotfruityrobinstop is typing...
imnotfruityrobinstop sent a chat.
imnotfruityrobinstop: im taking babygirl applications
mikealmyers: PICK ME
mikealmyers: CHOOSE ME
lucass: aint no way bruh💀
robinyohouse: yall r actually so fruity
imnotfruityrobinstop: yk what
imnotfruityrobinstop: im changing my username
robinyohouse: thats not gonna stop me from calling you fruity
imnotfruityrobinstop: idgaf
"imnotfruityrobinstop" has changed name to "willingtocommitcrimes"
willingtocommitcrimes: i am apart of the robin hate club
lucass: literally what is that username💀
maximus: i like it
mikealmyers: 💀💀
willingtocommitcrimes : some people need to give up on life already! (targeted)
lucass: who is it targeted towards?
willingtocommitcrimes: myself
maximus: emo ass
maximus: anyways
maximus: WILL
willingtocommitcrimes: whwt
maximus: me and el wanted to know if u wanna hang out we r bored
dustbunny: why him and not anyone else💀
maximus: cuz he's not boring
lucass: IM NOT BORING??
mikealmyers: UR CALLING US BORING??
willingtocommitcrimes: YESS DUH I CAN HANGOUT
maximus: OKAYYY
maximus: ME AND EL WILL LYK WHEN WE'RE READY
willingtocommitcrimes: ALRR
lucass: YOU GUYS LITERALLY COULD HAVE DONE THIS IN PMS BRUH
maximus: too late now 🤷♀️
elevenlikethenumber: be ready in like 10 minutes!!
willingtocommitcrimes: okayy
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elevenlikethenumber is typing...
elevenlikethenumber sent a chat.
elevenlikethenumber: welcome to vegas baby
maximus: i want you to come and pay me
dustbunny: give me the money give me diamonds give me rubies baby
lucass: take me on the strip i wanna go shopping
willingtocommitcrimes: get on your knees and make me pleased to let you in me
mikealmyers: bet
mikealmyers deleted a chat
willingtocommitcrimes: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
lucass: I WANNA RIDE I WANNA RIDE
maximus: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEEN THAT??
dustbunny: BRUH U RUINED IT
dustbunny: wait seen what??
maximus:
elevenlikethenumber: WHAT
lucass: YOO WHAT
dustbunny: MICHEAL??
mikealmyers: THAT WASNT ME
mikealmyers: THAT WAS MY DEMONS
lucass: bro let the intrusive thoughts win💀
dustbunny: why does everyone blame everything on their demons i am so done
maximus: @willingtocommitcrimes ARE YOU SEEING THIS??
willingtocommitcrimes: wait what i was in the bathroom
willingtocommitcrimes: HUH
willingtocommitcrimes: OMG
willingtocommitcrimes: WHATT????!
mikealmyers: I SWEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT
mikealmyers: IT WAS A JOKE
lucass: yeah no homo bro 💯🥶
mikealmyers: KYS
willingtocommitcrimes: im not even gonna question that anymore
maximus: mike is down bad bruh
elevenlikethenumber: i would never get caught lacking that hard
mikealmyers: BRUHHH IT WAS A JOKE
dustbunny: sure it was🤨
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8 134The Crystal Ring.
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8 76A Primeval Future
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8 100Age of Regression
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8 218rosekook au.
Alternative universes where Park Chaeyoung and Jeon Jungkook always find each their way back together.
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