《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》The party
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imnotfruityrobinstop has added mikealmyers to the group chat!
maximus: who tf
lucass: who did u js add
dustbunny: who is that
imnotfruityrobinstop: some boring kid that added me from
mikealmyers: WHAT
maximus: L
mikealmyers: I don't even know you
maximus: who
mikealmyers: you
maximus: asked 😂😂
mikealmyers: kys
lucass: who are you
imnotfruityrobinstop: thats micheal
mikealmyers: ITS MIKE
mikealmyers: NOBODY CALLS ME BY MY FULL NAME
imnotfruityrobinstop
mikealmyers: i
dustbunny: well nice to meet you mike
mikealmyers: wow thank you for actually BEING NICE TO ME 🙄🙄
imnotfruityrobinstop: stfu
mikealmyers: I hate you
imnotfruityrobinstop: ok?? Do I care 😂😂😂
mikealmyers: actually kys
elevenlikethenumber: guys who is that?
maximus: That's Micheal
elevenlikethenumber: Oh hey Micheal
mikealmyers: it's mike 😭 but hi
elevenlikethenumber: mb
lucass:
dustbunny: real
maximus: eleven wanna come over 🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕💕😁😁😁😁
elevenlikethenumber: sure !!
maximus: okayyyy 💕💕💕❤️❤️🥰🥰😁
imnotfruityrobinstop: down bad
maximus: oh please don't act like you haven't obsessed over someone before 🙄
imnotfruityrobinstop: that's never happend
imnotfruityrobinstop: why are you spreading fake accusations
imnotfruityrobinstop: I'm gonna tell eleven to hang out with me instead
maximus: do that and I'll tell everyone what happend yesterday
mikealmyers: WHAT HAPPEND
imnotfruityrobinstop: NOTHING
imnotfruityrobinstop: NOTHING HAPPENED
lucass: MAX TELL US
lucass: WHAT HAPPEND
dustbunny: WHAT HAPEOEND MAX
elevenlikethenumber: L Will
elevenlikethenumber: i already know what happened cuz max told me
maximus: EL
maximus: I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM
imnotfruityrobinstop: you better have one eye open when ur sleeping
mikealmyers: u prolly should I'm being Fr he sent me pictures of some old lady he was stalking outside earlier
lucass: WHAT
dustbunny: WILL WHAT
elevenlikethenumber: WILL I TOLD YOU TO STOP FOLLOWING AROUND TINA FROM CHURCH
imnotfruityrobinstop: okay wow way to expose me
mikealmyers: 💀
maximus: Will im bout to send you to a mental asylum
imnotfruityrobinstop: stfu go make out with eleven
maximus: this is your last warning Byers 🔫
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mikealmyers: Byers?
maximus: his last name
maximus: William Jacob Byers
imnotfruityrobinstop: BITCH
imnotfruityrobinstop: HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW MY FULL NAME
imnotfruityrobinstop: I HAVE NEVER EVEN TOLD ANYONE MY MIDDLE NAME
mikealmyers: LMFOA
mikealmyers: WILLIAM
mikealmyers: WHO NAMES THEIR KID WILLIAM I CANT
imnotfruityrobinstop: WHO NAMES THEIR KID MICHEAL
imnotfruityrobinstop: BASIC ASS NAME
mikealmyers: KYS
imnotfruityrobinstop: AFTER GETTING EXPOSED LIKE THAT I THINK I WILL
imnotfruityrobinstop: @maximus
imnotfruityrobinstop: ur not my favorite friend anymore
imnotfruityrobinstop: Lucas is my favorite friend now
maximus: WHAT
maximus: OUT OF ALL PEOPLE YOU CHOOSE HIM
maximus: I FEEL SO BETRAYED
lucass: LESS GOOO
dustbunny: this is so entertaining to watch
dustbunny: also max may or may not have js told me what happened yesterday cuz you said lucas was your favorite friend..
imnotfruityrobinstop: WHAT
imnotfruityrobinstop: SHE DID NOT
imnotfruityrobinstop: WHOS COMING TO THE WARZONE STORE WITH ME ❤️
maximus: wait what
maximus: DUSTIN WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM
maximus: KYS
dustbunny: wait I just realized something
maximus: what🙄
dustbunny: we never actually properly introduced ourselves to Micheal
mikealmyers: omfg
dustbunny: anyways I'm Dustin
lucass: Lucas
maximus: Max 💪
elevenlikethenumber: Eleven !
mikealmyers: like the number?
imnotfruityrobinstop: are you actually blind
imnotfruityrobinstop: it's literally in her username
mikealmyers: fuck you
lucass: anyways will since I'm ur favorite friend now will you buy me vbux ❤️❤️😁😁
imnotfruityrobinstop: yeah nvm it's max again
maximus: YESSS
maximus: YALL COULD LITERALLY NEVER
maximus: IMAGINE NOT BEING WILLS FAVORITE FRIEND
maximus: L MICHEAL
mikealmyers: WHY ME??
maximus: cuz I don't like you
mikealmyers: die
imnotfruityrobinstop: stop blowing up my phone im trying to sleep
maximus: it's literally 1 in the afternoon
maximus: why the hell are you going to sleep
imnotfruityrobinstop: stfu I couldn't sleep last night
imnotfruityrobinstop: elevens cat kept scratching at my door
imnotfruityrobinstop: stupid ass glizzy gobler 3000
elevenlikethenumber: DO NOT BRING GLIZZY GOBLER INTO THIS
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mikealmyers: GLIZZY GOBLER??? LMFOAOOA
maximus: will stop making excuses
maximus: w ur sleep deprived ass
maximus: goofy ass sleep paralysis
imnotfruityrobinstop: bitch
imnotfruityrobinstop: my sleep paralysis demon is literally glizzy gobler
imnotfruityrobinstop: his ass scary af 😭
imnotfruityrobinstop:
lucass: HELP
dustbunny: WHAT IS THAT
mikealmyers: I CANT 😭
maximus: i giggled
elevenlikethenumber: YALL R SO MEAN
elevenlikethenumber: WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE GLIZZY GOBLER
imnotfruityrobinstop: AND YOU WONDER WHY I HAVE NIGHTMARES
elevenlikethenumber: I'm gonna come into your room at night and suffocate you with a pillow
elevenlikethenumber: and I'll make glizzy gobler stare at you intensly as you die
dustbunny: THE FUCK
lucass: I'm scared and I'm not even the one getting threatened
maximus: sending help
imnotfruityrobinstop: I'm telling mom
elevenlikethenumber: tattle tail
elevenlikethenumber: this is why glizzy gobler hates you
mikealmyers: wait r you and will siblings?
elevenlikethenumber: not biologically
elevenlikethenumber: but yes
mikealmyers: ohh
imnotfruityrobinstop: anyways I'm going to sleep now
imnotfruityrobinstop: try suffocating me in my sleep I dare you
imnotfruityrobinstop: you can say bye bye to glizzy gobler ❤️
elevenlikethenumber: WHATEVER
elevenlikethenumber: LOSER
imnotfruityrobinstop: love u too ❤️
lucass: that was so entertaining
dustbunny: frr
maximus: anyways eleven wanna hang out now 😁😁❤️❤️💕💕
maximus: we can bully Will together 🥰
elevenlikethenumber: OKAY
imnotfruityrobinstop: Heart been broke so many times 😔💔⛓🔫
mikealmyers: PLS
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an: im so tired and my phone is being stupid 😭🔫
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