《quick add ❕ ( byler & elmax ) st gc!》Tina is locked in my basement
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mikealmyers: good morning 😁😁😁
imnotfruityrobinstop: shut up
mikealmyers: damn bitch wtf I hope u fall off your bed and get a concussion
imnotfruityrobinstop:
mikealmyers: um who is that💀
mikealmyers: why are you taking pictures of some random old lady
imnotfruityrobinstop: she's not a random old lady
imnotfruityrobinstop: her names Tina brown
mikealmyers: and how do you know that..
imnotfruityrobinstop: I like to stalk her
imnotfruityrobinstop: it's my hobby
mikealmyers: I may or may not have just called the authorities
imnotfruityrobinstop: I'm gonna need you to put the phone on the counter
imnotfruityrobinstop: or ur next
mikealmyers: 😨
imnotfruityrobinstop: that's what I thought
imnotfruityrobinstop:
mikealmyers: I'm scared for her
imnotfruityrobinstop: ok
mikealmyers:
mikealmyers: you
imnotfruityrobinstop: kys
imnotfruityrobinstop: anyways I'm adding you in a gc with my other friends cuz ur like boring af
mikealmyers: literally die
mikealmyers: choke
mikealmyers: 🖕
imnotfruityrobinstop: stfu and let me add u to the gc
mikealmyers: whatever 🙄
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