《wrong number dumbass - b.e》birthdays and burritos
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happy birthday Billie
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i hope you have a good day today
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message me when you can
good morning
thanks for the bday message
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morning
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how are you celebrating your birthday
i cant really
im on tour
i have another month until im home
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oh
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that's not fair
why isnt it
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it's your birthday
LMFAOOOOOO
you think that changes shit?
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surely they make exceptions? it's your birthday
wow
no thats not how it works at ALL
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oh
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im sorry
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well i hope you still get to enjoy yourself
yeah i probably wont
thanks though
on the plane
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where are you going
milan
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oh italy
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italy is super beautiful i think you'll like it
ive been before
never to milan tho
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the food is amazing
do they have vegan and gluten free food
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why
because im vegan and gluten free duh
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you're vegan?
if you say sum shit i swear to god i will block your ass
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i'm not going to say anything lol
why arent you vegan?
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because vegan food tastes like ass
not if you find good stuff
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give me recommendations
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i'll make a youtube vid
deadass?
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it'll get like 12 views but it could be fun
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why not
then ill actually be able to see what you look like
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you've already seen me
i still dont believe you
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fine
rosarita refried beans and gluten free tortillas
a burrito
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