《wrong number dumbass - b.e》watermelon slices
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good morning
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hey
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sorry i didn't respond
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i was at work
work?
where do you work?
maybe i should come and visit you
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you're funny
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i work at starbucks
oh
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you could try and sound a little interested
sorry
im busy
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hey billie
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i cant sleep tonight
its fucking 8pm
why the hell are you tryna sleep
tf
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i'm really tired
well obviously not
you just said u cant sleep
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wow
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hilarious
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also why are you using two different forms of you's? you said you and then u, can you really not be bothered to type it again?
that message is way too long for me to read
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you're weird
ive been told
thanks tho ig
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out of interest did you ever contact your brother
yeah
i got watermelon
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but i thought you wanted guacamole
i did
but now i have watermelon
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well i did offer you guac but...
who said i wanted ur guac?
you still havent told me ur name
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