《wrong number dumbass - b.e》guacamole and bootyhole chips
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finneas get me some guacamole
but dont get me them fucking bootyhole chips
im not bouta eat a mf booty
323-755-5923
sorry i'm not finneas but i can get you come guacamole
who tf r u then
this is my brothers number
are you trying to tell me ur not my brother?
323-755-5923
unfortunately i'm not
323-755-5923
sorry to disappoint
did you say you have guac?
323-755-5923
yeah
323-755-5923
it's homemade though
ew
thats nasty
323-755-5923
heck
323-755-5923
you're nasty
323-755-5923
i make good guac
did u just call me nasty
you don't even know me
323-755-5923
introduce me
323-755-5923
then maybe i'll buy you some store guac
323-755-5923
is that what you'd like
well
i would like my brother for starters
and what if i dont wana introduce u
323-755-5923
then i guess you're gonna be guacless
im billie
323-755-5923
hey billie
wait
u never told me ur name
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