Wow, now I'm the President. A seemingly impossible accomplishment. I never even sought the office. I guess I must be having a bad dream or maybe a good nightmare. So maybe I should make the best of it until I finally wake up.

What should I do first, hmmmm? Well, before I start finding ways to profit from this I should think of what the President or somebody could do. How about exposing the true motives and values of politicians running for office.

What do they really want?

Executive Order No. 1: All candidates must list all the citizens and businesses or organizations that they will serve. If it's found that they neglected any one of them, the contribution and any matching monies must be returned to those contributors. This information must be made available online for all to see.

This should discourage some abuses. We all then could see whose list we are on and who they will actually serve when elected. What a train wreck that would be. Losing money, never a good thing for candidates... Impractical.... Yeah....

Maybe it's time I should wake up and go to work at the Rainbow Stew Factory on Big Rock Candy Mountain. That place would be on every candidates list.