(A song sung to the tune by Tom Petty, "Zombie Zoo" on his Full Moon album.)

There's no more bars allowed not even wine.

Mandatory prayer groups and they all kneel down in line.

Hey, what's the deal with all this crazy crap you spew?

After the zealots coup, now I'm hidin from the zealots coup.

Painted in a corner, hate all the things they do, I'm hidin from the zealots coup.

Cute little convert, what did they do to you?

Are they holding your mother?

Do they have your father too?

Did you tell them where they were and everything they do?

You've made yourself a monster and you don't even care.

I'm hidin from the zealots coup, I guess I'll have to hide from you.

Painted in a corner, I know what I must do, hide from all the converts too.

She disappeared and left the place headin for her pew.

She must be telling them all about me and you.

I'm looking for a place to hide now that's what we must do.

I can't trust the bus now and likely the ubers too.

Everywhere there's danger.

Church service is never through.

We're not on your drug guys, what are we supposed to do, after the zealots coup.

Same thing Nazis made you do, hide out from the converts too.

Never thought it'd happen, it's what I have to do, hide out from someone that I thought I knew, because if this zealots coup.