《In Review》After The Zelots Coup
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Everything has changed.
The Democratic Republic of the United States of America has been renamed, to this reporters shock, "The Holy Nation of Evangelica".
The Supreme Court is now "The Extreme Right Court of No Appeals".
Another of many changes is the rewriting of patriotic songs.
Rest in peace Americans and realize there is a new Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Just one party is so handy.
The song "God Bless America" is now "God Bless Evangelica".
"God Bless Evangelica, land we made up.
Get inside her and guide her till finally she agrees to concede.
Now it's our way or the highway just look around now and you will see.
It isn't wise now, to advise how, to stand up against our decree.
So God bless Evangelica your home made hell.
God bless Evangelica if we come for you, no one will tell."
Well, that's about all I can stand to talk about right now.
This reporter's "Oh, The Humanity" exclamation hasn't formulated yet and I may be afraid to broadcast it.
Many will adjust to this, but many of us will not.
We can't stop it yet.
Most of us don't base our future on some rapture event.
That's the new premise we must endure.
I have something we all should be aware of.
When you weaponize a God in this way, it reminds me of the Hebrews in the old testament.
But, that was to change when the awaited messiah was to arrive.
Unfortunately for all of us balanced people, their new power is the new "extacy".
A drugged-like state of reality.
We must live now in someone else's drug trip.
If these people would read further in their bible, they would learn....
Oh, oh well, never mind, what was I thinking?
Their power trip is too strong for them to actually believe their own instruction book.
And if they really believed what it reads, they should be scared wittless for what they've done.
I'm signing off now.
A big black vehicle just pulled up in front of our station.
Good bye and good luck!
Oh yeah, before I go, look for my new song out soon: "Hiding From The Zelot Coup" sung to the tune by Tom Petty, "Zombie Zoo" on his Full Moon album.
Check it out. Gotta go!
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