(Sung to the tuneof Irving Berlin's song "There's No Business Like Show Business" from Annie Get Your Gun)

There's no business like no business

With no business, I'm broke

A lot of people I know are bailin

Hear that many businesses are failin

Guess it's time to borrow more

Fewer people comin through the door

There's no business like no business

But I'm hopin for more

In the bank, irony flash,

I'm asked to wear a mask

Just like the Twilight Zone

I must be in the cast

No loan, lost home and motor car

The end is here at last

Thinking about gettin off the grid

There's no business like no business

And with no business, I'm broke

Ain't much business no mo!

Masked mass panic

Now Putin's off his meds

Tax man's hoverin

All I need's the Feds!

Merchandise, employees, computer and the bills

Thinkin about blowin this town

But, relocation, no vacation, and it's time for my pills

Shouldn't drink and drive

That'd be dumb

Sad closing when customers don't come

There's no business like no business

Got no business no mo!

Cleaned out the shop

I'm done, so now I'm lockin the door